SteveStrummerUK Posted March 4, 2020 Posted March 4, 2020 Earlier today, I ventured out and paid a visit to the local apothecary. I approached a young lady wearing a white coat and enquired, “What gets rid of corona virus?” "Ammonia cleaner" she said. "Oh, my apologies" I replied, "I thought you were the pharmacist” I'll get me coat 7
ensconced Posted March 4, 2020 Posted March 4, 2020 Never mind, I think I was just behind you, I had to look up 'apothecary', otherwise I might have been just ahead of you. 1
paulo Posted March 8, 2020 Posted March 8, 2020 It's bad enough being dyslexic but now, according to this letter from my doctor, I have racoon virus. 2
craigb Posted March 8, 2020 Posted March 8, 2020 29 minutes ago, paulo said: It's bad enough being dyslexic but now, according to this letter from my doctor, I have racoon virus. Yikes! I see! ? 1 1
antler Posted March 8, 2020 Posted March 8, 2020 To be fair though, if anyone were to drink enough ammonia cleaner, they probably wouldn't need to worry about corona (or anything else for that matter) 1
Byron Dickens Posted March 8, 2020 Posted March 8, 2020 I've had Corona before. Tastes like ammonia cleaner, which is still better than the rancid watered down piss taste of Bud Lite & the like. 2
InstrEd Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 Hmm.... I think the smell of Ammonia would kill the virus. Seriously please take this virus seriously it really is not a joke!
SteveStrummerUK Posted March 15, 2020 Author Posted March 15, 2020 On 3/4/2020 at 2:49 AM, ensconced said: Never mind, I think I was just behind you, I had to look up 'apothecary', otherwise I might have been just ahead of you. "Drug store" (English to American translation ?)
Byron Dickens Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 53 minutes ago, InstrEd said: Hmm.... I think the smell of Ammonia would kill the virus. Seriously please take this virus seriously it really is not a joke! It is serious, but good God! People are panic buying and hoarding toilet paper and ammo. Fighting over cases of pasta. So far, about 6000 people have died from it. Meanwhile, over half a million people die from the regular ol' generic flu every year. 1 1/4 million in auto accidents. 1
InstrEd Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 10 minutes ago, Byron Dickens said: It is serious, but good God! People are panic buying and hoarding toilet paper and ammo. Fighting over cases of pasta. So far, about 6000 people have died from it. Meanwhile, over half a million people die from the regular ol' generic flu every year. 1 1/4 million in auto accidents. I agree on the hoarding, totally nuts. The main reason for the lockdown is to slow the spread so the health-care industry can keep up. My wife is a nurse and she says we need to slow it down because they don't have enough resources to help everyone if it explodes like in Italy. How much TP do you need? I passed by the local Walmart this morning and OMG the parking lot was packed. Really people stay home! I had to go to work otherwise I would of been at home. 1
Sheens Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 you're right Ed, a big part of the people here too are selfish and stupid because they're creating all sorts of problems. 1
craigb Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 35 minutes ago, InstrEd said: How much TP do you need? Well, considering how the average person is so full of s*** now-a-days... ? 2
kitekrazy Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 Out in the desert you can get sick year round. In many buildings windows aren't made to open. Most places are germ bubbles.
kitekrazy Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 48 minutes ago, InstrEd said: I agree on the hoarding, totally nuts. The main reason for the lockdown is to slow the spread so the health-care industry can keep up. My wife is a nurse and she says we need to slow it down because they don't have enough resources to help everyone if it explodes like in Italy. How much TP do you need? I passed by the local Walmart this morning and OMG the parking lot was packed. Really people stay home! I had to go to work otherwise I would of been at home. A person almost got mugged over bleach at a Costco.
InstrEd Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 There was a fight at Target over the last bag of Rice. My wife's coworker was there on Friday and she couldn't believe they were throwing punches over a bag of rice. I hope they both got arrested.
InstrEd Posted March 15, 2020 Posted March 15, 2020 15 minutes ago, Sheens said: what has that got to do with toothpaste ? You scrub your rear-end to make it minty fresh silly ? 3
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