InstrEd Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 7 minutes ago, bayoubill said: Which reminds me, along with craigb I must never ruin an apology with an excuse therefore I Am not calling anyone fat so Now I'm hungry. I wonder if McDonald's happy hour with free bacon will look this good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 I missed the first one Jan 29th. Hope they offer it again so I can partake in the Bacon Hour ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveStrummerUK Posted January 31, 2019 Author Share Posted January 31, 2019 11 hours ago, Mal Content said: I sincerely hope that this thread isn't being flippant, or attempting to be humorous? because we all know that it wont be tolerated, and what the end result will be, John will find it and shut it down forthwith, and rightly so. With God as my witness if I detect any flippancy or humour, or anyone attempting to have fun I'll report it to John myself, I'm lucky I don't report myself for breaking the 'no religion' rule by using the word 'God' in this post, but as I'm fighting the good fight, I'll let it slide. Always remember these timely words from the good book. John Chapter 1 - Verse 1. There shalt be no fun nor laughter, merriment in all it's forms are strictly forbidden. There shall be no disagreement or argument, only love, Remember the sermon on the mount, "Love Has Blossomed" ? Verse 2 - There shalt be no lewd talk or dirty innuendo, whether it be by word or contained in file or image posted. ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 phew I don't know what to say as I play keys and according to old spice I'm not cool enough for them ? hmm......... I guess I did have something to say? knock knock. Sorry got to go its posh spice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 On 1/30/2019 at 12:37 PM, paulo said: I'm wondering how you fell about the top banner that reads " Legendary American Achievements " ... FWIW, 50 Years ago all my favorite guitar players were from your side of the World ...then I back tracked and did my musical history. have a good one , it is nice to see you here , Kenny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 Oh Yeah , I just got promoted and given a new spokes person position with the Proctor Gamble company representing Old Spice . The other fella moved on to other things . I wish him the best of Luck and much prosperity When I get done with this Old Spice Photo Shoot I'm going right after all that becan Kenny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 By the end of next year, I will have been programming for 50 years... Wow... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, pwalpwal said: fwiw 50 years ago i was literally still in the womb Are you saying you were actually in the womb waiting to be born 50 years ago ? Or were you still swinging with the boys on you daddy's side watching him piss out fresh beer suds on unsuspecting tree's and low hanging bushes ? Either way 50 years ago I was 13 years old ...by then my cherry was lost to my friends older sister , I already had my first couple of LP's , The next few years I started hitting the concerts ...Man I saw everybody ...I'm not kidding I saw everybody ..Regrettably the only Act I didn't see was Hendrix ... Color me Old , Color me unwilling to Change but I would not trade a musical moment from back then for what's happening musically now ... Now I'm not saying whatever they got going on today in music is not good . Kenny No Hablo that $hit ... I like playing in a 3 to 5 piece band in an intimate space . I don't need 25 dancing acrobats clogging up the stage while a Disney quality light show is going one blinding me to death . The only thing I'm not totally sure about is in a way I wouldn't mind one of those Hot Hoochie coochie female singers doing a twerk up close while I'm playing my guitar for a bunch of the senior citizens at the Rest Home for Wayward Guitar Pickers and Bass Players ... Hhhhhmmm Lady Ga Ga do you hear me ? I wub you ...if you ever decide to sit in w us please wear the becan dress ...me and the old boys would love to do lunch with you slurp slurp Kenny Edited February 1, 2019 by Kenny Wilson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 (edited) As my friend used to say, "Never discount old guys, they know stuff!" ? (Of course, he's old now himself and probably doesn't remember saying it... ?) Edited February 1, 2019 by craigb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Kenny Wilson said: I'm wondering how you fell about the top banner that reads " Legendary American Achievements " ... FWIW, 50 Years ago all my favorite guitar players were from your side of the World ...then I back tracked and did my musical history. have a good one , it is nice to see you here , Kenny 50 years ago my only real thought was....left boobie or right boobie...... Now that I'm reading that back I guess I haven't really changed that much.? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveStrummerUK Posted February 1, 2019 Author Share Posted February 1, 2019 "50 years ago my only real thought was....left boobie or right boobie......" ~ Paulo (2019) "50 years ago my only real thought was....left moobie or right moobie......" ~ Bapu (2019) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James G Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 See, you guys are either too young (50) or too old (63). It's a shame. I'm 58. Joanne Whalley is 57. Cashback. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 1 hour ago, James G said: I'm 58. Joanne Whalley is 57. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 18 hours ago, pwalpwal said: yes literally actually literally that's pretty cool ...exactly right on the 50 year mark ...it's a good age ....I remember it well .How I wish I could get back to it 17 hours ago, James G said: See, you guys are either too young (50) or too old (63). It's a shame. I'm 58. Joanne Whalley is 57. Cashback. WHAT ???????????? I'm too old at (63). This news is far worse than finding out Santa Claus ain't real I thought I had another year to find out the answer as if to whether my imaginary long lost significant other will give me her answer to a question I have been waiting to ask her for 63 years . "Give me your answer, fill in a form Mine for evermore Will you still need me, will you still feed me When I'm sixty-four? " Devastating absolutely Devastating news ....Oh well at least you are Lucky James being 58 ....that gives you a few years to go before you too become too old . Say that Joanne Whalley does look pretty cute . I got to hand it to you James . You have good taste in emotive melodic guitar leads and women all the best Kenny PS, BassDaddy's avatar was just a quick loaner for standing in as a cool smiley . He was not harmed in any way lol..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 Getting old beats the current alternative! (And I'm stealing a quote from a secretary I used to have: "Middle age is ten years older than whatever I am - ever." ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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