bayoubill

I don't think I could get close enough and if I did I would just bounce off ?

I love a woman that can twerk

For the CD I live at the same place as XX We share the same bank account though and she has my car in Missouri at the moment. And I just spent $1750 on house renovations wait a minute this sounds a lot like the same thing!

I Am not married But I was for 40 years I have to get credit for-that

Clowns do not scare me! I’m married An boob inspector. Now thats a job I could get into

HEY GRANT! ZACTLY!!! So I Am Cept mine aren't charred but are nice and tender and tasty

tiny tiny ribs

ribs it is!

When Bapu delivers he delivers!

have a giant cookie already

I have a decision to make Do I want bbq ribs with ranch style beans OR Pepperoni ? pizza with extra cheese short replies please

LSU vs FLORIDA

Synth porn is better than no porn at all?

I need to start a poll on preferred beer to go with pizza and Becan! ill start Abita Springs Amber

This explains why I Am in a doctors office at the moment!

And pizza smothered in Becan

When is National Beer Month? I’m thinking it’s time for ultra Michelob something

This IS national humping month right or was that last month?

No but watching myself doing it caused a visit to my cardiologist. He put me on meds to control such behavior but I need help humping

Does twerking count?

Wow i can’t remember how

Is that close enough? I’ll be hanging on yer every werd really

I Am class Am

Speaking of alive, I once had to give up a first responders job because I misinterpreted a bleeding out patient's last words as inspirational instead of in dire need of. He kept saying "BE POSITIVE"

The only way I Am coming is if there are party hats! There must be party hats wait.... Am I invited? ?