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bayoubill

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  1. pfftt! I believe everything I read see and hear I read the earth is flat " Shaquille O'Neal proclaimed our home planet is flat, saying that when he drives from Florida to California "it's flat to me." I rest my case!
  2. I apologize for bragging to Ed about being bayouboner. Having those capabilities should be kept to myself though I Am quite popular
  3. I Am also known as bayouboner during the Halloween season ?
  4. I had this random thought aboot Halloween. IF in very the old old days before Halloween was Halloween and on this day people would search for soulmates thus ending up with a wife/husband in the process was that the reason it became Halloween?
  5. Groovy! a nurse that can treat and give me a heart attack at the same time ❤️ ♥️ ?
  6. The good news is if you see 50 zombies around you house it's probably Halloween now that I think about it a ghost once tried to lie to me but I saw right through him oh yea last Halloween XX went next door to give them their mail and they tried to give her candy which reminds me of our younger years, when one Halloween there was a knock on the door. I looked out of the window and then shouted upstairs to XX, "Honey buns there's a witch at the door. What shall I do?" She shouted back, "Just give her some candy and tell her to get lost." My mother-in-law never spoke to me again. I still makes me smile
  7. Am I the only one with a chill of spooky in the CH?
  8. Someone once told me, and you know whom you are, about a wonder food that he discovered that contains protein, fiber, and good fats I said "That's nuts!"
  9. I gave it much thought and came to realize I’ve shamed myself in public too much as it is i will remain as I Am
  10. I’ve decided to call American football BATTLEBALL from now on
  11. I” ve missed my calling as. A nudist colony performer I’s never too late to start!
  12. I play for free! I can load too! Whatever you need ! Can I come a long?
  13. Shouldn't that Becan be sizzling by now? look at her!
  14. Wow Ed you really need glasses can you imagine shaving that? slowly I say! vary slowly
  15. My Becan is in a meat hamper, fridge cold meat section, and big freezer. I Have Becan everywhere!
  16. I'd like to interrupt this Fred for an interesting announcement! A team of rams and a team of ewes decided to play football. During the first half of the game the ewes star player which happened to be a centipede, wasn't in the game. The rams were winning at the end of the first half by a large margin. But during the second half, the centipede scored so many touchdowns that the ewes won the game. When the game was over, a reporter, asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
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