I'd like to interrupt this Fred for an interesting announcement!
A team of rams and a team of ewes decided to play football. During the first half of the game the ewes star player which happened to be a centipede, wasn't in the game. The rams were winning at the end of the first half by a large margin. But during the second half, the centipede scored so many touchdowns that the ewes won the game. When the game was over, a reporter, asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.