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Hi Paul , I never know if my playing can reach someone and affect them positively unless I post an example of my playing . In this case I'm glad I did . Thank You very much for the kind words you said . ... Kenny

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I'm pleased you enjoyed listening to my guitar playing ... thank you for commenting. Kenny

Thank you for the kind word Steve ! I really do appreciate it. Hi Lynn, I'm glad you liked what I played here . I don't talk about it much these days , but there was a time when I was playing and jamming with some pretty heavy name Jazz Guitar players ... It seems I was the runt of the litter in the NYC Jazz Guitar World .The players I was jamming and playing with were spanking my left and right butt cheeks clear off my body into oblivion every time I got together with them . Besides keeping up on the guitar , I had to learn how to sew my butt back on with a needle and thread . Eventually I got smart and just started using Velcro instead ... Thank you for the song listen and the kind word all the best, Kenny

Son it is not a sin to be attracted to those 3 female Bag Pipe Players ... You are a man of flesh and blood are you not ? It is even OK w the Boss upstairs that you almost thought about waxing the Bishop as a Tribute in their honor .. At least you had the self restraint to keep it in the holster and find another creative outlet ...you played some guitar didn't you ? FWIW you did come close to a full blown transgression but you averted it and stayed out of trouble .( for now ) As you Father , I must insist you listen carefully to what I am about to say to you. If you ever decide to start playing the Bagpipes .The Boss and I will throw the book at you . Kenny

? Hey Jesse you are right . That is not my Duke . I did think the picture was funny .. Lets see if we can spot the differences ... A pic of Not Duke ...no smile A pic of the Real Duke . Yes he's happy . It is easy to tell . He is showing his big sloppy smile and and a slightly protruding body part . Kenny

? How dare you say that about yourself Bill . You got a Les , You were able to build The Guitar Wall . You got a XX and you can play ... I'm just used to saying thread . I got to go Granny wants me to double dip while we run the bagpipe u tube video again . Kenny

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This Thread is certainly entertaining Now that I have been thoroughly inspired by The Trio of Virtuoso Unobtainable Never in my Lifetime Ever Female Curvaceous Delectable Wiminez that Execute Lighting Fast Dance Moves while playing the Bag Pipes . I have decided to lower my standards and squeeze an old Hag ... I'm a coming Granny I will see you at Bingo tomorrow Night ...After Bingo ...make sure you keep the room Extra Dark ...lol Kenny

You put into words VIA your song how I feel sometimes . The second I walk out my front door it's like a bad dream or a free for all out there . Yeah , I sure hope Mr Together lands on his feet ...same goes for me lol Kenny

That was very nice . I wish my guitar sounded that good . Kenny

Thank You Wookiee for the Crown . Now I can hide the thinning Gray Treeline ? I'm glad to be back into playing again . It is always a pleasure to interact with you . I hope all is well for you . The Backing track I played over Kenny

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Hi Guys , I will not rest until I get Crowned as The New King of the Elevator Guitar players ...( I'm only kidding or am I ...hhhmmmm ) Here is some smooth Bop inspired lines I played on my guitar over a laid back Twanger Central BT ... I hope you fall asleep lol I mean I hope you enjoy my guitar playing and lines . Kenny

Hey Dave , thanks for posting this video. After about 2 mins of listening while staring at a non moving picture I wound up listening to this while surfing around at some guitar sites . It was a good listen in that regard , Glad I went there . all the best , Kenny

Have A Happy birthday Mesh and Daryl . all the best , From me and Duke .

Every Guitar I have ever played usually came with a G string on it as standard equipment . Edible Undies cost extra lol Kenny

Next time she gets on your case make yourself a smoothie and throw in some Edible G Strings .... They can be highly nutritious and flavorful depending on where or who you got them from . Kenny

Thanks Larry , that's better deal for sure ...still my wallet doth protest lol Oh boy as much as I hate to admit it , sometimes you just got to sit it out . BTW there must be a typo in the add ..on the far left under the Live banner it says "Flash Sale 25% OFF Ableton Live 10 - until July 11th only!" if that happens to be the case at least I have hope ......yet , some how i think it's still a typo ....time to go reach for the wah wah pedal and plug it in ... as far as what everybody else is saying ,,Yes, I think Live is a nice playground ......but I also think they are pricing themselves pretty far out there . I mean when you can buy a $1000.00 DAW such as Samplitude Suite for less than what my upgrade from Live 9 intro to Standard cost on sale ... I say eff it for now ....I don't want to have + $400.00 into a DAW I use once in a while ...at least w Traction I got the whole Kabang for 52 bucks ... instead of paying $69 bucks to upgrade to 10 ......I got Waveform 10 ....for $52 bucks .... I know a good deal when I get one Kenny

Dude! what happened to our house ? I don't know , Did the general contractor eat up all our brownies again ? Oh Yeah , Those brownies were good . Now If I can only keep up this pace . I may even earn those Angel Wings sooner rather than later Kenny

Thanks Larry , Decent deal at $ 277 from $369 if I go from Live 9 Intro to Live 10 Standard....with that thought my wallet jumped up and said "Hey Dude Reality Check" ... Now I'm thinking about B'itch slapping my wallet and saying "come on bro "? Kenny

^^^^^^^ What ^^^^^^^^ Hey Man you have to admit That falling upstairs thing was pretty Deep Yeah Man, This all sounds so familiar . Are we having a Deja vue ? No Man! the herbal enhancements have finally kicked in . Now Shut Up and Keep Playing the Song Kenny

I would Love to tell you but then I would be putting out a spoiler ? Best bet would be for you to catch the video if you want to find out ? Kenny

Hi Guys , Here is a nice video about The Gibson Les Paul . I wound up catching this video from a post on another guitar forum . It turns out the OP was the fella who created the video . Kenny

Happy Birthday Steve AKA "The Legendary Strummy ! " I heard a story about him once ? Strummy! was at the hospital having some" Enis w a P " tests done . Science has often compared his "Enis 's abilities to Einsteins Brain ( whew what a whopper ) While he was in the exam room recovering he mumbled through his oxygen mask " Nurse are my testicles black ? " The Nurse raises his gown , holds his "Enis " in one hand while she holds his testicles in the other . She leans in , takes a close look , and says "There is nothing wrong with them Sir " Strummy! gently takes off his oxygen mask , smiles at her and says very slowly in a appreciative tone of voice " Thanks for that , it was lovely but listen too me very very carefully ....Are my test results back ? " Kenny