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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird.

The Fez - Steely Dan Association - lyrics: I wanna be your holy man (and that could be a priest.) Besides, I like the song Bernard Purdie - the drummer on the sesson, is one of my favrites

A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps.

Stones - Neil Diamond

Interesting. I knew some of these facts, and learned others (if I don't forget them).

Another groaner for ya... I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

500 Miles High - Chick Corea

I had this one when I was a kid. Paul Desmond, the alto sax player, is one of my all-time favorites.

Paul Desmond doubled it with "Take Ten"

What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

“2+2=5” - Radiohead

Above? How far? Eight Miles High - The Byrds

Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley (sorry, I couldn't resist)

She keeps it under her skirt.

When you're good at something, ya just gotta do it. - - - - - - Walk Like An Egyptian - Bangles

A wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.

Too Many Fish In The Sea - Young Rascals With all the herrings above, I though I'd post this one, just for the halibut.

I don't think this gives the message the sign painter intended to give.

Ol' Man River - Frank Sinatra Years ago, when we were playing for old-timers, and they wanted to hear Sinatra, we learned a few. I'm a decent singer but not a great singer, and while studying Sinatra songs, I realized that although he wasn't flashy, he was quite an accomplished vocalist.

Well, you can always choose "Root Canal" for your name.

To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing …

Feel Like A Number - Bob Seger