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Notes_Norton

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  1. The Gold Bug — Alan Parsons Project
  2. Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
  3. Strange Brew — Cream
  4. I went to the store to buy camouflage pants, but couldn't fund any.
  5. I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients.
  6. And how do you know when you run out of invisible ink?
  7. Good Golly Miss Molly — Little Richard
  8. Double Vision — Foreigner
  9. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
  10. Double Dutch Bus — Frankie Smith
  11. My neighbor texted me, “I just made synonym buns!” I texted back, “You mean like grammar use to make?” I haven’t heard from her since. Notes ♫
  12. F U N E X? S, V F X. F U N E M? S. V F M. O K, M N X (breakfast order)
  13. I was, but I lost weight.
  14. Judy In Disguise (With Glasses) — John Fred & His Playboy Band
  15. I was addicted to soap … I'm clean now.
  16. Mary Jane's Last Dance — Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers
  17. How did I escape Iraq? Iran
  18. Rip It Up — Little Richard
  19. I wrote a song for a tortilla. Well, its more of a wrap.
  20. Storm At Sunup — Gino Vanelli (After all, a hurricane is quite a storm)
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