Notes_Norton

^^^ Good answer!

I went to the store to buy camouflage pants, but couldn't fund any.

I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients.

And how do you know when you run out of invisible ink?

Good Golly Miss Molly — Little Richard

Double Vision — Foreigner

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

Double Dutch Bus — Frankie Smith

My neighbor texted me, “I just made synonym buns!” I texted back, “You mean like grammar use to make?” I haven’t heard from her since. Notes ♫

F U N E X? S, V F X. F U N E M? S. V F M. O K, M N X (breakfast order)

I was, but I lost weight.

Judy In Disguise (With Glasses) — John Fred & His Playboy Band

I was addicted to soap … I'm clean now.

Mary Jane's Last Dance — Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers

How did I escape Iraq? Iran

Rip It Up — Little Richard

I wrote a song for a tortilla. Well, its more of a wrap.

Storm At Sunup — Gino Vanelli (After all, a hurricane is quite a storm)

Space Is The Place — Sun Ra

Old enough to be retired, but still gigging. We have 20 this month (It's the height of the tourist season). Gigging is the most fun Mrs. Notes and I can have with our clothes on. On the serious side, Gswitz, I hope you find a better one that pays more, soon.

It Couldn't Have Been Any Better — Johnny Duncan