SteveStrummerUK

Dear Bill By way of a massive thank you for your personal endorsement of my humble fred, please accept these humble gifts: An honourable mention A resounding "Brillyant" from all your friends in the Land of CakeLab A 'get out of jail free' apology card - valid in all forums until August 1st (however, please avoid using this to use the word "p***s"; refer to #5 below) An empty, meaningless. patronising "Well Done" from John An empty bag (please do not confuse 'bag' with 'ban' - I believe you may have done this in the past) All the very best Lurve Straummy PS - re #3: You might get away with saying "penith", but not if you mention you have a lisp.

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Fun fact #53 - - - Ed made that T-shirt for me ^^^^^^^ ?

Hmmm ? Seems I may have been doing this all wrong ... I wondered why I was thrown out of Boots ?

Harsh. Just 'harsh'. No 'fair' required.

I was out shopping today and noticed a new perfume has been released as a tribute to victims of the Hindenburg disaster .... .... I personally have absolutely no intention of buying any Eau de Humanité.

I can tell. Everyone knows it's spelled "Edumacation" ?

Tip for Wibbles: It may be time to stop shaving your own head and let a professional barber do it

Why not ...

Ewe look more like a feckin' sheep to me. Ol' Straummy will not have the wool pulled over his eyes. You're not Welsh are you? I crack myself up.

I get a bit confused ? Just out of interest, I often wonder which of you used to be at 'real' Cakewalk, but now use a different user name here? Own up.

Yes.

Dear Wibbly-Wobbly Please remember, I am trying to edumacate you in some decent musak. That is all. Carry on.

It feels like a Judas Priest day today ?