SteveStrummerUK

I've given up trying to educate him ?

My old mate PistolPete was admiring the model of Mount Everest I'd just completed building. "It's very good Strummy" he mused, "Is it to scale?" "No it's not my mentally challenged amigo" I replied, "It's to look at."

Dear Bill By way of a massive thank you for your personal endorsement of my humble fred, please accept these humble gifts: An honourable mention A resounding "Brillyant" from all your friends in the Land of CakeLab A 'get out of jail free' apology card - valid in all forums until August 1st (however, please avoid using this to use the word "p***s"; refer to #5 below) An empty, meaningless. patronising "Well Done" from John An empty bag (please do not confuse 'bag' with 'ban' - I believe you may have done this in the past) All the very best Lurve Straummy PS - re #3: You might get away with saying "penith", but not if you mention you have a lisp.

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Fun fact #53 - - - Ed made that T-shirt for me ^^^^^^^ ?

Hmmm ? Seems I may have been doing this all wrong ... I wondered why I was thrown out of Boots ?

Harsh. Just 'harsh'. No 'fair' required.

I was out shopping today and noticed a new perfume has been released as a tribute to victims of the Hindenburg disaster .... .... I personally have absolutely no intention of buying any Eau de Humanité.

I can tell. Everyone knows it's spelled "Edumacation" ?

Tip for Wibbles: It may be time to stop shaving your own head and let a professional barber do it

Why not ...

Ewe look more like a feckin' sheep to me. Ol' Straummy will not have the wool pulled over his eyes. You're not Welsh are you? I crack myself up.

I get a bit confused ? Just out of interest, I often wonder which of you used to be at 'real' Cakewalk, but now use a different user name here? Own up.

Yes.

Dear Wibbly-Wobbly Please remember, I am trying to edumacate you in some decent musak. That is all. Carry on.