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Bapu: "Hey honey, look what I've got...."
TLL: (Thinks........FFS.....another freaking guitar.......and he has the nerve to complain about me buying more cushions than is "strictly necessary"......what has he ever done with all the freaking guitars that's freaking "necessary"????)
Says: " That's nice dear."
Bapu: What shall we call it ?
TLL: (Thinks........it's a bit of fancy shaped wood with wires stretched over it......how can it possibly need a name FFS????)
Says: " Erm, well it's yours honeybunny, so you should decide......."
Bapu: "But, it would mean so much to me if you named it......."
TLL: "Ok then...." (Looks around room desperately trying to think of a name......any name......) "Erm, how about........E for ermmm.........Ed?"
Bapu: That's it............ Amazing!! (Thinks: She's so instantly creative - I don't know how she thinks of these things so quickly.)