paulo

I'm surprised she likes any of you if you call her that... What do you call the dog?

Why is it that you always know when something is gonna be free just by seeing the name of it.....?

Paulo's tip of the day: Don't worry so much about telling her about how many things you really bought. Truth is that she sees them all as electronic babysitters to keep you out of the way while she does whatever she wants to.

Still fugly though...

That's what you get for thinking you could spend it on something that you actually want.

Having given the reason why I was not able to hand in my homework on time, a teacher once suggested that I should consider a career in politics because he had never before seen such a talent for speaking total BS while keeping a straight face. ?

If you really want to know who your best friend is, lock your woman in the garage with the dog and go out for the day. When you get back, open the door and see which one is still pleased to see you...

According to this website.... this driver will work for your keyboard....

Resolutions are for lily-livered weaklings. This is proven by their need to make resolutions.

You have a row every morning for 15 minutes? With the same person, or do you pick on someone different each day? Curious minds need to know....

Larry just blushed a little.....

Alternatively.... Dear customers, Our end of year figures are not what we hoped they would be, so we're taking the opportunity afforded to us by Brexit uncertainty to try and panic UK buyers into buying more stuff. We realise that this may in turn affect our sales figures next year, but we'll take the short term boost to get the boss off of our backs. Best Regards, The Softube Team

Probably all of them, so brace yourself.....

Brutish Humor?

I'm not allowed to say that the moderation here is an absolute joke, but if I was, then I would.

Yup. The biggest lesson to be learned is NOT to ask the great unwashed how they think the country should be run.

I don't even like fish.

Apart from when it is.?

Or maybe his name being Henson is some form of subtle clue??

Spent all his money on the vanity plate..........

Once when I was on holiday I was asked to join a jamaican reggae band on stage. I said that I couldn't really play anything reggae, so they gave me a triangle and said it's easy....... just stand at the back and ting.

Looks to me that if I activate Lite then I will no longer have the demo of the full version available to me - can anyone confirm or say otherwise?

Absolutely agree, but I didn't get that this year...

Back to Zo's question........... Depends how you define best really ..........If it's the most bang for buck - then I'd say Xpand!2 for 40p.

Yes I know it's apples v oranges.I've considered just about every option and unfortunately they all seem to have a compromise to make. I'm not a pianist, so piano action doesn't bother me, it's just that 61 keys seems to be too small to be able to get the best experience with things like NI and Omnisphere. The NI controllers seem nice enough but are a bit too geared towards NI and going by what I read here are not ideal with CW.Most other brands lack anything beyond 61 keys, hence why I stared looking beyond mere controllers even though I don't really need anything beyond a midi controller, but there doesn't seem to be much choice above 61 keys that plays nice with CW, hence my original comment. Anyway, sorry to the OP for hijacking...I was just hoping that it might prompt Noel to get Meng to dig around his sofa cushions and hopefully find enough money to buy Roland and then make the keyboard controller that the program deserves. Gotta have something to hope for after 2020........?