Wibbles

My research into my family tree has led me to conclude that Victoria Beckham is my 7th cousin 1x removed. Our common ancestors go back over 300 years to William Adams (Victoria's maiden name is Adams) and Susannah Tyler in early 18th century Edmonton, Middlesex . Spice Girls - Stop

You help to balance out the younger ones.

Georgie Fame - Sunny

You would never guess that the average poster in the Coffee House is a middle-aged white man from reading the responses in this thread. In the context of the OP a "beat" is usually a short musical idea including a bass line and melody. Here're a couple chaps that have YouTube channels for making beats in Cakewalk.

Portishead - Glory Box

I thought you were a fan of Underworld when Darren Emerson was in the band.

Bend -> Curve Talking Heads - The Great Curve

Meat Beat Manifesto - Mindstream (Mind The Bend The Mind - Orbital Mix)

Cocteau Twins - Great Spangled Fritillary

While your fiend may be of a scatological bent, we live in a phallocentric world.

I forgot to hit "Submit Reply" on this, but it still works Benny Hill - Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West)

That's a rather phallic sofa.

Wet Leg - Supermarket

Smashing Pumpkins - Silverf*ck

An acid house classic which a friend described as "sounding like their machines have broken". Hardfloor - Lost In The Silverbox

The Fall - Lost In Music

A sign put up by Swansea council in Wales: Officials emailed the English text to their in-house translation service. The "translation" in Welsh reads: "I am not in the office at the moment. Please send any work to be translated."

Underworld - Surfboy

The Beach Boys - Surfer Girl (Live 2012)

Butthole Surfers - Fast

They managed to find it: https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/feb/01/tiny-radioactive-capsule-lost-in-australian-outback-found-by-side-of-1400km-stretch-of-road

The nice thing about being of an age where youth culture completely baffles me is that officially I don't have to give a toss about anything happening beyond my own tiny little universe.

A twofer: Pylon - Crazy REM - Crazy

Which is really this underneath: Electric Light Orchestra - Last Train To London

Some excellent pop music: Atomic Kitten - Be With You