Wibbles

I was forced into semi-retirement 10 years ago and had to give up work completely a few years after that (due to a f*cked up spinal cord). Now, I dream of being able to afford cat food. Chicken and liver in gravy. Yum yum.

So are you.

Two starters and a main course.

SoundSpot Plugins from £2.95/$5* at Plugin Boutique: https://www.pluginboutique.com/manufacturers/187-SoundSpot Yes, I know some of these offers have been going on a while. * I think they must be using a pre-Br***t referendum exchange rate.

The boxer shorts I can cope with, it's what may be lurking in that's troubling.

You can never trust cats.

Thanks Bapu.

I was aware of the double-meaning of more than one word in my sentence.

Gosh, we have a couple of members who're really a bit over-sensitive about their weapons.

Double.

Thanks. Further proof. Even gladder.

The Freebie of the Month is Felt Upright Piano for Kontakt from Westwood Instruments.

Proof of the USA's insanity. I'm so glad to live in a country with strict gun control.

Fixed.

That's a solution to a different problem.

... if only I had a use for it. I'll wait to see what December's offering is.

Isn't that what I just said?

You can get the same prices direct from KV331 and Plugin Boutique (but without the additional FORUM discount).

If MusicRadar said it, then it must be .... er ... true?

Sound familiar ...

I never expected to see Gary Clail on these pages. I got to see him live a couple of times back in '93.

Maybe for you, but not for many others.