Wibbles

Yummy.

There's always people who think learning to pronounce that name makes up for not having a personality.

Mine are due to a knackered spinal cord.

I was looking at the wiki page for the River Loddon just now and I came across this sentence: "The river curvess and within which wibbles north past north Hampshire farms ... " I have no idea what's supposed to be going on. ?

NB - This is a cover of "I Hate You" by The Monks

Nobody does. But this one, they give you a phonetic translation:

You'll love this then:

Lovegod -> God-Box

Before: After ... 10 pints:

It's The Fall now all the way until 21 December.

Before marriage: After marriage:

I wonder where I might have seen that one before? Although to be fair, you did say you were going to nick it a while back.

Why?

That's one of the few things you can't blame God for. He only put in personal appearances in the old testament which was originally in Hebrew. Written Hebrew had no vowels, so "becan" was written as "bcn". Either way, it was a definite no-no, until Christians decided to ignore the bits of the old testament that they didn't like*. * Along with a lot of retcon to pathe the way for their messiah.