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At the moment, I can get by with a walking stick. My neurological-rehabilitation consultant says it should be about another ten years before I need one of those or a wheelchair. Although, having busted a rib in a fall a couple of weeks ago, I fear it might be sooner. But yes, I meant the CRISPS.

German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop ...

Well somebody's got to bring a bit of order ... and family, genus and species. Eye iz slayin' it agin

A rival to the VST standard? Remember when Cakewalk put DX and DXi up as a challenger to VST and VSTi?

Obvious but good:

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A gnu is a heavy metal antelope. A yak is a sky cow.

Or here.

Pringles? That was your mistake, it's got to be Walkers or nowt.

Instead of Trump? Hardly an improvement.

Taxonomy. It's not a wasp at all. You'll be fine unless you're a spider, in which case it might try and lay its eggs on your eggs.

As bad as that? It all seems pointless now ...

I think somebody needs to have a word with the farmer if he's slaughtering his chickens* to get the eggs out. And what sort of sicko puts bits of vegetation on your becan and eggs? * There was only a picture of becan and eggs when I posted this - the chicken was added later.

Not a wasp at all, just a wasp mimic. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantispidae

I aim to be a great wit one day. I'm halfway there already. ?

1976?

All things to aspire to.

Bapu's Red Hat Thought For The Day:

My phone is at the ready.

Marvelous ...

Little Feat to ...er, Bigfoot.