Wibbles

Hmm ... that didn't work.

Taking mawkish to a whole new level ...

I'll leave you to google "D***** T**** wants to bang his daughter"

Lyrics - "Build a rocket boys ..."

Elbow - Lippy Kids

It just had to be .... Joy Division - Day of the Lords

That demonstrates how good Pop Music can be.

(To prove I have no shame)

Youth -> Grandad

Clive Dunn - Grandad

Clive "Grandad" Dunn was about 51 at the time.

The rich guys always get away with it. 

Here's one for you:

Thank feck it's Friday.

A radical reworking by Kruder & Dorfmeister:

Leads to this:

Right then ...

Mulberry -> the sole food source for silkworms -> silk production -> sericulture -> lyrics ->

"Listen to the voice of Buddha
Saying stop your sericulture"

Mono

Stereo

This is what I get for nicking a line that I thought was funny.

??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ...

The Jazz Butcher - The Best Way

Nope.

Who's pessimistic?

Gillian Anderson ...

... as Margaret Thatcher ...

Now that's a challenging w*nk! ?

If you have universal healthcare, that's less of an issue. 

Rose of Avalanche - LA Rain

Another one from my university days:

13 hours ago, pwalpwal said:

stop consulting medical professionals

Hypnotoad says ....

YOU ARE NOT ILL!!!

R.E.M. - The Flowers of Guatemala

This one takes me back to my university days ...

My GP is Dr Kylie.