I followed your logic and have come to the same conclusion on a few different occasions. But, if the subject was alcohol, we would all be in rehab. "I said no, no, no"
I like the sounds Im hearing. I think I could do most that with a piano and Zynaptik Wormhole or Adaptaverb or Eventide Black Hole or Mangled Verb though. If you wanted/needed it fast this would work for you.
Remember, TT lets you install these as a demo so you can hear it all. It just goes out of tune every once in a while. If I get time today I will down load it.
Some very good jazz guys playing that stuff. Lots of times that's what the really good ones do; make it sound simple. I know everybody has their opinion but the man said he's been playing bass for 50 years. I'd start from there.