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Just heard about a guy who proved that wearing a con-dom doesn't always protect you.  He was still wearing his when he got shot by the girl's boyfriend...

[Edit:  WTF is wrong with the censor bot here???  It censors normal words, but doesn't do shit for the ones you would expect to be censored!]

58 minutes ago, RobertWS said:

Clowns are scary.

But can you get away with playing the "forbidden riff" at GC, if you tell them you're only playing the Gilligan's Island theme? ?

*Pfft...*  Bass Players!

That one keeps coming up on my YouTube feed, but I've been too afraid to watch it!  LOL.

Is that Peter Bus Les bian?

I can't see what you did there.

Black Mics Matter! ?

(This was my favorite for voice-over work.)

Hehe...  Funny stuff Dave, but I couldn't help getting pictures in my head of Flea acting like a complete spaz.

1 hour ago, Bapu said:

Eyezee he's dressed in his Sabbath best.

I see what you did there! 

2 hours ago, Bapu said:

I thought that was the unspoken rule we all followed.

Hey, what can I say?  I'm a rebel.  I like to speak the unspoken stuff and answer hypothetical questions too! ?

4 hours ago, Bapu said:

Zappa said it best

"Shut and play yer Guitar"

True, but he also said "You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream."

So, there is that to consider as well...

Not sure, but it appears that he's a single male and 27...

Bapu's posting so much lately, some catchup is required! ?

6 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

I've always liked those comics where you know the writer comes up with something a little questionable and thinks "Heh, I can't get away with that!" only to follow it up with "Hmm, wait, maybe if I just add..." ?

6 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

I started on drums, switched to sax. On the road with rock bands I learned to cover parts with bass, keys, and rhythm guitar for those songs where the songwriter didn't have the ultimate wisdom to include a sax part. Later I taught myself vocals, wind synth, and my latest, lead guitar.

I played bass for a while in the psychedelic era when saxes were not in demand, and even played bass for Freddie "Boom Boom" Cannon for a short series of concerts. Bass is a fun instrument too.

I think the sax will do a lot of things the guitar cannot do, but then the guitar will do a lot of things the sax won't do.

Sax will always be my primary instrument, so if it makes a comeback in pop music, I'll be very happy about that.

Notes

"Cowbell" looks suspiciously missing...  You could have been someone Bob!!! ?

And, the usuals!

I've already played Green Manalishi in his honor today.

No, but I'm sure those in the U.K. would be more than happy to give you a Royal.  They have a lot they don't really want to have anymore.  ?

Sing with me:  "Aqua Pig!  Aqua Pig!  Doing whatever Aqua Pigs do!" ?

Three!  Yes, three jokes in only four panels. ?

Sometimes you've got to kick out the Jams ****** ******! ?