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  1. 2 hours ago, Bruno de Souza Lino said:

    The Atari guys had 192 bytes and you're complaining about 1 KB...

    Kids these days...

    Well, the Atari "I" had was their gaming system back in 1977, but you couldn't program that...  That said, I still feel I could have produced something more enjoyable with those 384 nibbles than Kanye ever did!  ?

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  2. I showed my friend the ladder in my garage.  I told him it was my step-ladder; I never knew my real ladder.

    My friend blocked me on Facebook because I use too many bird puns. Toucan play this game!

    I’m not a fan of elevator music.  It’s bad on so many levels.

    My boss asked me why I only get sick on weekdays.  I said “I don’t know, maybe it’s my weekend immune system”.

    My girlfriend complains I never buy her flowers.  To be honest I never knew she sold flowers.

    I made a graph of all my past relationships. There was an “EX” axis and a “WHY” axis.

    I have two dogs named Rolex and Timex – they’re watch dogs.

    Yesterday I opened my water bill and electric bill at the same time; I was shocked!

    I used to work at a Pepsi Cola plant, but I left because it was soda pressing.

    I lost my girlfriend’s audio book, now I’m never going to hear the end of it.

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  3. Unfortunately, the S&L skit with the cowbell came out long after either of us would have known about it!  (First aired in 2000!)

    I was just the added backing guitar, but the main guy, Craig Goldy, went on to join Guiffria when they started and then joined Dio (Ronnie was his Godfather).

    I didn't have any rock star aspirations, so it's all good! ?

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