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I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes ...

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Two race horses were chatting at the track bar when one said to the other "Unbelievable!  I was stuck mid-pack in the 7th today, when all of a sudden I got this electric shock in my tail and I surged out to win the race by a nose!"  "Funny you should mention that," replied the other horse, "Last week I was doing pretty well, keeping up with the leaders, when I got this shock in my tail and I shot out and won the race by six lengths!" 

From the end of the bar, a greyhound came over and said "Amazing!  I couldn't help but overhear your conversation!  I'd never felt anything like it before, but I was just in a race where I was falling way behind then, all of a sudden I got this electric shock in my tail and I took off almost caught the rabbit!"

One horse turned and looked at the other horse before exclaiming "Wow!  A talking dog!"

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11 hours ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

 

... but that's Heinz sight for you ☺️

 

 

Maybe you should have used Edchup instead............

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But there is evidence to suggest that it makes you go loopy.......

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4 hours ago, Kenny Wilson said:

SUP Chilling at Home

SUP Chilling at The Cat Club

 

Kenny

awesome!

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3 hours ago, S.L.I.P. said:

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I don't see any Ketchup on her. I think you are  "FRAMING HER"  9_9

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