Old Joad 154 Posted May 12 7 minutes ago, SteveStrummerUK said: Gosh, I didn't expect so many humorous replies. Mind you, I haven't checked in since yesterday. Why, were you back in the USSR. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rcklln 36 Posted May 12 (edited) Sounds like he is in an octopus's garden Edited May 12 by rcklln Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteveStrummerUK 236 Posted May 12 I'm going to have to explain how this works aren't I? But to be honest I can't be arsed .... .... I'll just crawl back into me shell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertWS 33 Posted May 13 Wait for it..... Wait for it... ....Here comes the Pun! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bapu 510 Posted May 13 The cook in the kitchen noticed once of his utensils was taken by the new waitress. He call out after her saying "where's my ladle, Madonna?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bapu 510 Posted May 13 I was in a very crowded theatre the other night. A man was stumbling around looking for a place to sit. He stepped on my toes BTW. But I noticed an empty seat about three rows ahead of us. I told him "look, there's a place". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mesh 634 Posted May 13 (edited) I think I remember going to college while on that wacky tobacky stuff and all I saw were strawberry fields forever. Edited May 13 by Mesh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
abacab 604 Posted May 13 The best way to get along is for everyone to come together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 723 Posted May 13 I was in College and I saw her standing there. Should I let her be? I want to give her all my loving but alas she just said Don't bother Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mesh 634 Posted May 13 12 minutes ago, InstrEd said: I was in College and I saw her standing there. Should I let her be? I want to give her all my loving but alas she just said Don't bother Me Don't tell me you got nowhere man.....didn't you tell lovely Rita that happiness is a warm gun? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Joad 154 Posted May 13 That College was so far away, it might as well have been Across The Universe to get there you have to take the One After 909 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 723 Posted May 13 I can't go back to Yesterday even though I have a ticket to ride....................................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Joad 154 Posted May 13 3 hours ago, Bapu said: The cook in the kitchen noticed once of his utensils was taken by the new waitress. He call out after her saying "where's my ladle, Madonna?" Don't get me started on the food, I got heart-burn eating the Glass Onion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canopus 147 Posted May 13 When Count Dracula for the first time saw Molly's throat by the light of the full moon, he immediately muttered to himself: Oh, Blood! Eeh! Oh, Blood! Aah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leadfoot 95 Posted May 13 (edited) 2 hours ago, Mesh said: didn't you tell lovely Rita that happiness is a warm gun? Oh he told her.... That's why she's leaving home. Edited May 13 by Leadfoot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 723 Posted May 13 You got it all wrong I want to tell you, for It is always been about Michelle. I let her drive my car if she wanted to. I'm in Chains Honey Pie but I'm Getting Better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InstrEd 723 Posted May 13 On 5/11/2019 at 1:04 PM, SteveStrummerUK said: ... end sentences with the titles of Beatles songs. Pfft. That's six weeks of my life I won't get back. . By the way Steve, thanks for having me relive that Misery 😔 😆 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Joad 154 Posted May 13 4 hours ago, Mesh said: Don't tell me you got nowhere man.....didn't you tell lovely Rita that happiness is a warm gun? Sure everybody is lusting after Michelle and lovly Rita, but I have my eye on sexy Sadie.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bapu 510 Posted May 13 Steve, who happens to have a lisp, wants want his girlfriend in multiple simultaneous scenes in his new movie. You know, Polythene Pam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
