craigb 6,835 Posted February 14 Reminds me of... "I've told you a million times not to exaggerate!!!" 😁 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rfssongs 199 Posted February 14 5 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year. Yes, and 99.46541 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 3,459 Posted February 14 Attributed to Mark Twain: "There are three kinds of lies; Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grem 4,013 Posted February 17 Notes, you gotta be using some of these in your gigs right!!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 3,459 Posted February 17 9 hours ago, Grem said: Notes, you gotta be using some of these in your gigs right!!? I thought of some of them on the gig. We aim to entertain. We play music seriously, and have serious fun doing just that. If the audience is right, between the songs silliness reigns supreme. And in our outdoor midday gig, the audience is almost always ready for some giggles or groans. Mrs. Notes and I have the best job in the world, play music and goof off between the songs. Notes ♫ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 3,459 Posted February 18 I was so surprised when the stationery store moved. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 6,835 Posted February 18 I was in a bookstore the other day when a lady asked where the Self-Help section was and I thought "Doesn't that defeat the purpose?" 🤔 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 3,459 Posted February 20 "I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food." – W.C. Fields 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 3,459 Posted February 21 Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow, I will lower the price. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 6,835 Posted February 21 Reminds me of... Yesterday I got a new guitar for my wife! Best trade I've ever made! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rfssongs 199 Posted February 21 28 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow, I will lower the price. So what the first thing I did when I saw this - sent it to my kids. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rfssongs 199 Posted February 22 Yeah - I sent it to my kids as well. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 6,835 Posted February 23 Probably should keep an eye out for number two as well! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 3,459 Posted February 24 On 2/23/2023 at 11:08 AM, craigb said: Probably should keep an eye out for number two as well! Most definitely do do that! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 6,835 Posted February 24 5 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: Most definitely do do that! I see what you did there! (You've got to be sharp if you want to see, ya? 😁 ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grem 4,013 Posted February 25 (edited) 18 hours ago, craigb said: I see what you did there! I didn't!! But I thought I smelt something funny!! Edited February 25 by Grem Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 6,835 Posted February 25 2 hours ago, Grem said: I didn't!! But I thought I smelt something funny!! Well, don't step in it! 💩😆 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 3,459 Posted February 27 I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn’t help me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
