SteveStrummerUK

I'm going to have to explain how this works aren't I?

But to be honest I can't be arsed ....

.... I'll just crawl back into me shell.

Gosh, I didn't expect so many humorous replies.

Mind you, I haven't checked in since yesterday.

... end sentences with the titles of Beatles songs.

Pfft.

That's six weeks of my life I won't get back.

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50 minutes ago, InstrEd said:

Well he was using Sonar 😮  😀

You haz won the internetz 🤣

On 5/5/2019 at 8:28 PM, Bapu said:

I don't have ... a U87 or U67 

And what good would a German submarine be to you anyway?

I hear rumours they're going to name him after his paternal grandfather ...

.... James.

It was good to see Prince Philip turned up first to see the baby ....

On a similar bent ...

I've got my first kick boxing class tonight.

Hopefully I'll be able to quit boxing for good this time.

... understandable really, he had a vicious right hook.

2 minutes ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

I don't get it 🙃

Or do we?

I don't get it 🙃

Sorry, that's my motto.

I made the 1,000,000th post ...

... and I can prove it ☺️

17 hours ago, Grem said:

 You think it has something to do with birds? 🐦

Not that sort 🤣

I had decided that keeping tropical fish was a good hobby for me. I was told it could be very relaxing.

Hence I ventured downtown to the local pet store and asked the assistant if I could purchase a Siamese Fighting Fish.

"Sure" he replied, "Would you like an aquarium?"

To which I retorted, "Well to be honest, I don't really care what star sign it is".

True story that, apart from the bits that are not.

🐟

Interesting stuff (with apologies for his use of the 'N' word):

* Nickelback

😁

11 minutes ago, paulo said:

What do you keep in that folder?

Innocent family-friendly material no doubt 🤔

Get your cash ready ....

He made some delicious crisps (US = 'chips').

Penith.

I have a lithp.