paulo

I want to know why all those people with 2020 vision never told us what was coming.

Nothing in there that makes me feel the need to have it, so I'll consider that to be a good thing.

I got that to get Carbon, but I'm reasonably certain they are destined for the forgot that I even had them section of my FX menu.

Hmmm, now I'm thinking that I'd better check that posting videos still works ok......

Good old Slippy G ! 😁

Anyone else seeing a bug in the fx section of Analogue Dreams? Whichever one I select it inserts the one below it.

Don't sweat it fellas.....she might not let on, but she considers all your toys as an electronic babysitter that keeps you out of the way while she gets and and does what she wants to do.

The problem is that they always drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Tonto and The Lone Ranger we’re riding their horses next to some train tracks.. They stop and hop off their horses. Tonto puts his ear onto the tracks and says “Buffalo come”. The Lone Ranger says “how do you know?”. Tonto says “ear stuck to track”.

Well, if we're going that far back, then I'd like to resurrect the following....... What does Batman's mum shout when his meal is ready.......? Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner Batman. Where does the pink panther live? Durham, Durham, Durham, Durham, Duhram, Durham, Durham.........

I think Paul is just angry that having got rid of the previous gold digger, he's now realised that the current Mrs M spends twice as much on shoes.

Don't worry about it. You won't be needing them.The world is ending.........hasn't anyone told you yet?😀

Yep, I know all that. But he is back to the (relative) future.😀

I guess that's one way to plug your album.

Bill, the nervous javelin thrower, is in the house!

More like a fourth. 😁

Hmmmm.........so if I'm reading this right, we're thinking that Jesus is the untouchable relative of the owner, like maybe his son or something, and that Larry is really the owner ....... Which means that Larry is the father of Jesus............. Which means........... Oh man, this is HUGE!!!!! 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲 Larry....................... Does Not Exist. Mind Blown.

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!" Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any *****ing bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your *****ing beak to the bar you irritating little shit!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No" Duck says: "Got any bread?

Just what this forum needed.........yet another copycat fred title......😕 Well done. 😀

I was expecting that it was actually going to be called "Piece of Crap" and was the start of a new era in marketing honesty. I should have known that will never happen, but imagine if it did......... APD DEAL !!!!!! The same price as it is everywhere else !!!! New (well, it was when he started it 10 years ago) from some guy in his spare bedroom who doesn't even put pants on most days, but masquerades as a being a big software company, a completely mediocre synth that doesn't do anything that countless others already do. Buy it now or you'll be able to buy it for less in the not too distant future.

Great Scott ! What a time to be alive......

Why do they stand outside even when the door is open......? Because they never know when to come in.

Why do drummers always knock on their own front door? Because they have no idea what a key is.

FYI, I'm a man, not a caveman.😉 Oh and yeah, waaayyy TMI.

It's what Larry Shelby would have wanted.........😁