paulo

"That ain't always a good thing, bro........"

That's because I'm not American so it doesn't take me 4 days to provide the answer.😉

I think I may have been spoiled by getting a double upgrade last time. Just not seeing enough value in this one. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

You heard wrong. Being married is the exact opposite of that.

I asked him to lay down some guitar tracks for me once and to my amazement he agreed, but when I got them they were silent. Turned out that he did them so quickly that they ended before they began.

Welcome to the club. You realise that all your other synths are ruined now though, right?😀

Easy mistake. Court cases can go on a bit....... Oh wait..........now I'm thinking that you were referring to a different C word. Ah well, the pic still works.

If you don't have it, you'd be daft not to get it now. I wish I didn't have it so that I could get it.

I phoned the Samaritans last week........... I told the lady who answered that a month ago I met the most beautiful girl in the world and she's really into me. Won't leave me alone, if you know what I mean. Anyhoo, I was feeling so lucky that I bought a lottery ticket for the first time ever and I won 39 million, so I went straight to the swanky car dealership and bought the lamborghini that I've always lusted after and they gave me a 20% discount too. Now I'm having my dream house custom built and I asked my girl to marry me. I know it's a bit sudden, but it just feels right, She agreed, but only if there is a pre-nup that gives her nothing in the event of a spilt because she doesn't want people to think that she's after my money. "So what is your problem?" the lady asked. "Oh" I said, "I don't have a problem, I just thought I'd let you hear some good news for a change."

Value £111.......LMAO.😆

Yes, I was hoping that was what the Nectar 3 Plus upgrade was for....

If someone else posts it, he'll have the six.......

No means no.

Sounds a bit rapey.........

Soon you will be living in One Oak.

You should have waited until it was sunny. That daylight looks a bit grey.

Very appropriate name for a 2020 soundset.

Bapu'd.

No. I can remember when some people thought it did, though.

What happens to all the daylight that gets saved?

Dear Marcel, Can I interest you in my free to use car and my free to live in house....? As long as you buy them, that is.

Well, at least you got the d right.😉

Gesticulating hedgehogs are redundant. Cauliflower boots are making biscuits pay dearly. Amazingly telephone's remain blue.