Wibbles

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15 minutes ago, InstrEd said:

A  person of such high esteem,  we could use you in the Kitchen to make the Becan 😂

Becan made from pigs would probably be tastier. Or, at least, less likely to get you jailed.

Spanky. 

About 15 seconds should do it.

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3 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

The zucchini/lentil mac and cheese looks OK.

To me, all mac and cheese looks like what you'd get if you gave a pile of vomit an emetic. The smells about the same as well.

... it turns out it was Mesh all along.   

3 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

I've got plumbers in the house today, so I'm listening to men talking, tools rattling, and motors.

I'm having the underground pipes relined. Getting back to the roots.

Sounds like a euphemistic trip to the gynaecologists.

I think I may have arrived in the wrong universe. Either that or somebody is playing a cruel trick on me.

It seems whenever Apple update their OS they consider backward compatibility to be someone else's problem.

13 hours ago, bayoubill said:

you know if a cat swallows a baby duck you could refer to the kitty as a duck filled fatty pus

If ever I met Kylie, there'd be a dick-filled fitty pus'. 

I just took another look at the plug-ins' product pages and noticed "Minimum Requirements ... Windows 10 x64". So that's me out.

From Puremagnetik's FAQ, for those of you who want to give these a go:

"In Windows, my host (Cubase, Machine, FL Studio etc) does not recognize or play the VST.

Please start the host as Admin (right click on program and select "Run as Admin"). If that solved the problem you should only have to do it this one time and open the host normally from now on.

If the VST has been blacklisted, please remove the VST and Csound.dll from the blacklist (if your host allows)"

AND

"I installed a VST but it does not show up in Windows.

Please follow these important points to be sure that your Puremagnetik VST loads

• Be sure to run the included installer as admin (i.e., right click the .exe and select 'Run as administrator').

• Choose your VST folder as the destination directory.

• In order for this VST to function correctly, you must install it directly into your working VST directory.

• Your VST folder must be chosen within your host's VST preferences. Sometimes you must toggle the folder selection on/off and rescan your VST folder for it to recognize the plug-in.

• If the folder is moved or renamed you must reinstall the VST in order to fix the file references used for this plugin."

I want to like them, but not at the risk of breaking my poor old 'pooter. 

Used asswipes? Now that's a completely different forum*.

* and/or folder. 

8 hours ago, kitekrazy said:

Some asswipes just tried to pass these off for $10 on vi-control.

Some asswipes are giving these away for free.

On 10/5/2019 at 3:36 AM, kitekrazy said:

 I'm gonna ask Focusrite to remove these.  They don't pass a VST scan.

Edit: A day too late, I noticed that the minimum requirement is for Windows 10. So that's me out. 

19 hours ago, husker said:

I figured it out.  I actually placed it in my cart as well - so I was paying for one, and getting one free.  This is what happens when you do things on a phone instead of a computer.

 

 

In which case, I feel no guilt in saying "It worked for me". 

I've got about 80 gigs just of freebie 808/909 samples.

Exactly how many Roland TR samples does the world need?

When I first saw this I thought it couldn't be happening and that I must have overdone the medication ...

This seems somehow topical:

Who's going to be first with ...

If it is, she's cut her hair.