Wibbles

I give you a song consistently voted in the top 10 worst rock n roll songs of all time. We play a shortened version of it as a goof and our audience loves it. Surfin' Bird - The Trashmen Edited Aug 24 by Notes_Norton Wibbles

A donor card?

A task beyond mere mortals.

Do all sax players have such skinny legs?

.. but on some girls I'm interested in exactly how far the tattoos go.

If I want a bit of Sci-Fi inspiration, I turn to Barbarella:

If the hinges were too skinny, the doors would fall off.

But I'd want to give the hinges a good oiling.

She's all bra and no bumps. No hips either. I would want to be seeing a passport or driving licence first.

Stepping into Strummy territory ...

Love Eddie Cochran:

You know it is possible to discuss these issues without resorting to insulting language.

Well perhaps you should stop calling them brain dead or saying they haven't got a clue.

Note to self: never, ever post a Waves deal again.

You like Waves therefore everybody who doesn't is stupid? Fair point.