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This is the one time I really didn’t want to see a dry / wet knob.

I was about to accuse you of duplicate posts, because right below this was Voices of Wind.

I understand Wormhole, but did they think it was Chris Heiney's Solo Violin?

this deal stinks.

Would you categorize these as wind instruments?

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The manual says that there is "built in drop out protection to handle the large samples"...

Probably depends on the velocity setting.

In actual practice, aliasing is hard to hear. SPAN can show it to you, but if the aliased frequencies are more than about 50 dB below the main signal, you won't be able to pick them out. You may, however, experience a vague dissatisfaction with how a track or mix sounds but not be able to put your finger on why. That's why it's a good idea to Understand what causes aliasing *, Know which types of processors are capable of causing aliasing** and Which ones don't*** Visually check for it with a spectrum analyzer **** * Aliasing happens when frequencies are introduced that are beyond the capability of your project sample rate to handle. Those frequencies can be generated by a digital oscillator or by harmonic distortion. I know of no other circumstance. ** Anything that clips the signal is a candidate for aliasing. Hard clippers are the worst, followed by compression with extremely fast (< ~8ms, but frequency-dependent) attack times and high compression ratios. Anything that generates tones (e.g. a synth) that can exceed the Nyquist frequency can cause aliasing. Note that most synths mitigate this internally and won't require oversampling, but there are exceptions. *** Most effects don't alias. No sample library made at or below your project sample rate is capable of aliasing on its own. Gentle compression with low ratios and medium-to-long attack times won't, either. Transparent EQs don't cause aliasing, even at extreme settings. As noted above, most synths don't have an issue. Even if they do, it'll be on specific patches that have a lot of high-frequency content, such as the Clav example Craig suggested. **** Note that just because you can see aliasing with a spectrum analyzer doesn't mean you can hear it. I've read some ridiculous threads on Gearslutz where people endlessly debated whether a plugin with aliasing at -160 dB is inferior to one whose aliased content is at -190 dB. It's angels dancing on the head of a pin.

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I see your point, butt....

I sure hope this doesn't get cracked.

I think so but you know how birds are. They aren't very loud.

It's curious that the marketing video doesn't play even a single fart. I need to know that these are high quality farts before I throw down my hard earned cash!

If you are asking this forum you will get a myriad of opinions. I think eventually you will have to pull the trigger, and you probably won't be happy. This recording stuff is a bitch. If you are trying to establish yourself as a competitive entity with the Nashville megalith, well damn. If I had a nickel for every piece of VST that was supposed to turn me into a pro, I would have a dollar two eighty. Develop your sound and fire away. ***** everybody else, unless you want to be like everybody else.

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Most excellent and great job on the arrangement. And good to hear I'm not the only one who still thinks a DAW is just a fancy 8 track that doesn't need the heads cleaned.

You mean it ain’t worth shit?

Resistance is futile...

It would be nice if the faders in CbB expanded upward when there's unused or empty space available. Here's the mixer view in another daw I use, same size.

Sure sounds like a lot of old farts in here.

Trust Larry to "sniff this one out".............

Talk about GAS haha

I had a bit of a problem a while back with what I called guitarists physique, one shoulder dips a bit and your spine twists over time. I found a good personal trainer by accident really, when I signed up to a local gym because I was fat and unfit and had aches and pains. This trainer was into posture correction and took one look at me and said that is what he would recommend, so I did the exercises which are designed to reverse the asymmetrical differences in your skeleton by exercising certain muscles and twisting, felt really weird but it did work, after about 3 months I noticed that I held myself differently when standing and I looked more symmetrical in the mirror. It felt odd at first, felt like I was twisted when standing straight but I was actually straight, it was just the old me that was twisted. I am looking for a thinline telecaster or squier custom telecaster at the moment as I am just completely over heavy guitars, even my mim strat is annoying me with its weight. I also did Feldenkrais, recommended to me by an occupational therapist at work and that was surprisingly good at restoring full range of movement. It doesn't seem like anything is happening but then you start to notice that your body moves with more grace and balance and you can reach and bend more efficiently. Also a good physiotherapist can work wonders on aches and pains, I had a neck injury from an accident and nobody could fix it or even find what was causing it, then I saw a physiotherapist who located it straight away and fixed it permanently. After reviewing the x-rays and taking a history, he grabbed my arm, bent it backwards behind me while keeping it straight and then grabbed my outermost fingers on my right hand and bent them back. As soon as he did that I felt the pain in my neck right on the exact spot that was causing the problem. I think they call it neural tension or something but it's designed to stretch the nerve coming out of the spine. After a bit of that with massage, it went away permanently. I think there are lots of things that experts can do to fix things but finding the right one for your particular problem can be hard and they have to be willing to take the time, not just push you through the door to move on to the next patient and then there is the matter of cost, as it can be expensive but some of my my best results have come from hospitals that are attached to universities, where they run training for students. So you get a student physio with a tutor or qualified instructor, they really take their time to get to the source of the problem and also take their time fixing it. There was also no charge. No shortcuts like you can sometimes get with professionals in the field who have one eye on their profits and just want to see as many clients as they can in the shortest possible time.

Its located here EZBass Articulations t I've yet to become Articulate (see what I did there?) I do have an EZ Bass Drum Map, if you are pulling the midi from EZBass to the PRV it might be usefull. Couple things are sketchy, I can't get the "tapping" working, and Ghost Notes and Percussive Right Hand(Loud Mute) must be transposed +12. Don't ask me why...EZ Bass.map

Is this freebie better than the Neural Q? ?

Round robins! Do they include round robins?!

Finally

Now THAT would be pretty pretty good.

Amp sims are like guitars. You need exactly: Amp sims needed = Amp sims you got + 1

I dropped Apple after my Apple IIc computer and haven't looked back. I don't base my computer purchasing decisions around some poorly coded plugin I got for free. ? Seriously though, I can't mentally or financially deal with a company that basically requires you to buy new software and hardware each time you want to upgrade your computer. I have really old Windows machines that are running the latest version of Win 10 and using hardware and drivers that haven't needed an update in over 8 years.

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I'll be turning sixty next week, and feeling a bit freaked out about it. So I wrote this song as kind of a therapeutic release. (Scroll down on the song page for the lyrics) Turning Sixty

For Jolene and my mom .

Here's a cover of a Steely Dan song from 1974. Jeff Baxter, who played the lead guitar on the original version is an amazing multifaceted person. https://baselines.com/?p=6470

Spinning up my hardrives every year to keep them functioning here's this I wrote & recorded back in 2005. The mix is bad, some things need to be re-done but for now.... instrumental, easy listening, jazz, symphonic, fusion..audio (w/ two video bits towards the end)..have a great w/e...

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Lee, it's interesting to hear people's takes on getting older. You have to have a good sense of humor to deal with it and you have that going for sure. Love the song. -Bjorn

He’s my AAS-go-to guy. And I’m serious.

Thank you, I appreciate the comments. And if I figure if I made it past 27 (the infamous "27 club") I'm okay. But then again, I'm not a rock star.

Post of the year! ?! Are we all guitar players here? Wow ?

Richard Devine is one of my favorite sound designers. I have factory and/or expansion preset banks that he has created for many synths like AIR Loom II, AAS Chromaphone and Ultra Analog , Arturia Buchla Easel V, DX7 V, Matrix 12 V, Waves Flow Motion, and a few effects that I own such as AAS Objeq Delay, Eventide Black Hole and Quadravox... Good stuff! From some videos that I have seen, Richard's man cave is dominated by a wall of modular rack synth hardware!

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@Larry T. it does have a very relaxing air about it . . . great Sunday afternoon listen, perhaps reminding me of very early Genesis guitar work. thanks for sharing it here !

Love the sound of that guitar solo. The singing/talking voc track is well done. Very nice overall. -Bjorn

Lee . . . always great to see someone still rockin' and creating songs at 60, I've always thought making music helps turn back the dial a little bit . . . unless of course you got famous and made lots of money, well, many of those folks didn't last to 60. I really liked the lyrics and the guitar solos, and as always you've got great balance in your mix. The vocals are very catchy, and the attitude you have singing them makes it a great listen.

I think he has a good point. I've heard plenty of fake farts that sound fake like someone blowing their mouth on their arm.. We need real fart sounds. I'm sure a few here can pull it off convincingly.

A fresh set of batteries in a tens turned all the way up. I can smell burning flesh but it feels good.

I refuse to buy this. Since I already own it.

IMHO, ESET does the best job of protecting my computers and me from myself online.