Gswitz Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Large pizza can feed a family of four. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gswitz Posted December 10, 2019 Author Share Posted December 10, 2019 How do you get six banjo players into a closet? Tell them they can live there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gswitz Posted December 10, 2019 Author Share Posted December 10, 2019 How do you get them out? Charge them rent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Don't quit your day job ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 or your night job either..............................................? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gswitz Posted December 10, 2019 Author Share Posted December 10, 2019 How many bassists to screw in a lightbulb? None. Keyboardist can do it with his left hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gswitz Posted December 10, 2019 Author Share Posted December 10, 2019 How many drummers to screw in a lightbulb? None... We have machines for that now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Vogel Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 How do you know the drum riser is level? When the drummer drools equally from both sides of their mouth. (Wish I could draw a cartoon) 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amicus717 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 What's the difference between chopping up an onion and chopping up some bagpipes? Nobody cries when chopping up the bagpipes. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 How many lead singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. But they don't twist it into the fitting, they just hold it up and the world revolves around them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Baay Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 (edited) How many recording moguls does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Recording moguls don't screw in lightbulbs; they screw in hot tubs. Edited December 10, 2019 by David Baay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Byron Dickens Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 What is the definition of "gentleman?" Someone who knows how to play the bagpipes. But chooses not to. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antler Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Why do bagpipe players walk while playing? They're trying to get away from the noise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two......... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 What's the difference between racoon and a bagpipe that have been run over? Skid marks in front of the racoon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Trombone player at the end of a New Years Eve gig asks the owner if he can leave his 'bone there until the next gig. The owner says, "Sure, when's you next gig?" Trombonist replies, "Next New Years Eve." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 What do they call the guy that hangs out with the musicians in the band? The drummer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 "Mommy, mommy, I want to be a musician when I grow up!" "Now now Billy, you can't do both." 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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