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6 hours ago, Wookiee said:

@AndyB01 as the rehab nurse said, the worse bit is getting over having the ribcage ripped open so they can get to the heart. That is apparently what is the most painful post op.

Just hope the chainsaw has a sharp blade. 😜😎

I hear they're going to have to start a few hours early just to try and shave all the hair out of the way! 🤣

 

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37 minutes ago, Wookiee said:

As you already suspect that the Wookiee is heartless, on Thursday the 9th it provisionally booked to bypass it completely.  

That sounds at least a week earlier than you were expecting!  Get 'er done Wooks! 🙂

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I have been relocated to the Cardiothorasic Centre at my local hospital, supposedly the best CTC in the UK. As befitting my status I have been place in my own room 😜😎 . (Probably for the safety of the other inmates I mean patients and the staff)

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4 hours ago, Wookiee said:

I have been relocated to the Cardiothorasic Centre at my local hospital, supposedly the best CTC in the UK. As befitting my status I have been place in my own room 😜😎 . (Probably for the safety of the other inmates I mean patients and the staff)

It's probably to keep the fur out of their dressings. 

 

That's what they always tell *me*, anyway. ;)

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7 hours ago, Amberwolf said:

It's probably to keep the fur out of their dressings. 

 

That's what they always tell *me*, anyway. ;)

The fur has to be removed, after a blood sacrifice to the omnipotent being Imohtep.

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I've had this done. Very unlikely to hear anything immediately afterwards. For the next few weeks, it will feel as though he were in a head-on car crash and his chest was impaled by the steering wheel. Weight restrictions, can't lift anything. But it gets better.

Hopefully he brought his laptop into the hospital so he can still drop some bangers. Songs, that is, not sausages.

 

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