bayoubill Posted January 22, 2020 Posted January 22, 2020 If a woman attempts to cut off a man’s *****  but is unsuccessful could she be changed with a misdaweiner 3
Notes_Norton Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 Funny, but it hurt to even think about that ^^^
InstrEd Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 17 hours ago, bayoubill said: If a woman attempts to cut off a man’s *****  but is unsuccessful could she be changed with a misdaweiner Her defense is that she was just playing whack a _____________________ Nevermind
bayoubill Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 I apologize for my new lows in this Fred. ? I have plunged into unfunny again I have failed at Bapu quality humor I must withdraw deeply into inter thoughts for regeneration which reminds me of when I went to the Pet store down the street. I asked the clerk if they had any nickel plated bird cages. HE said "no" so I said "so you you only carry nickeless cages    i have no shame  ?
bayoubill Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 didn't I tell an unfunny joke not long ago about that? a mistawiener ?
InstrEd Posted January 23, 2020 Posted January 23, 2020 5 hours ago, bayoubill said: didn't I tell an unfunny joke not long ago about that? a mistawiener ? I think you should make a song about it ?
craigb Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 16 minutes ago, Mesh said: Well done lads....we made it Friday!!! Not sure if any of us were part of that decision, 'cause, if we were, EVERYDAY would be Friday! Ya?  ? 1
Bapu Posted January 24, 2020 Author Posted January 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, bayoubill said: TGIF! I Am glad I made it to any Friday! IOW TGIAF?
Wibbles Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 52 minutes ago, craigb said: Not sure if any of us were part of that decision, 'cause, if we were, EVERYDAY would be Friday! Ya?  ? Then "we" are an odd bunch. I always preferred Saturdays. I didn't have to work on Saturdays. But Friday afternoons would last for days.
InstrEd Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 I thought I had a thought to add but I'm just too emotional finding out about Mr. Peanut.
Starise Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 I know Ed. Most of the nuts we have left have been hanging around a long time. It's tough to see one go. I don't see much of the nuts closest to me, but I know they're there still hanging around in the shadows. Sometimes we only miss what we don't have......was that deep? Enjoy your nuts while you still can. This in a nutshell, is how I feel. Â
bayoubill Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 (edited) Edited January 24, 2020 by bayoubill When I was a kid my teacher asked"If you had 3 jars of peanut butter and I asked you for one, how many jars would you have? " I said 3 jars
bayoubill Posted January 25, 2020 Posted January 25, 2020 Book of BECAN  -  Becan must ALWAYS exist in thy refrigerator always and if possible froze quantities for emergencies -  There is no such food that does not go well with Becan -  There are 2 kinds of people 1( those that love Becan                                   2) In case of zombie apocalypse, those to be used as fodder -  Crispy or chewy shall be the Becan . Either are acceptable and thou shall not discriminate -  Becan is the answer to the wold's problems -  Becan presents ZERO health risks   SILENCE! -  A meal without Becan is not worth eating - Becan will be consumed on the Sabbath the Mondath the Tuesdath the Wedsdath the Thursdath the TGIF and especially Saturday -  In the future you may be given a breathalyzer test in which you will receive your BEC ( short for Becan and equal to the slices you may receive divided by 100) 1
InstrEd Posted January 25, 2020 Posted January 25, 2020 Must every random thought come back to BECAN! Mind you I'm not complaining as I love me some BECAN
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