bayoubill Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 If a woman attempts to cut off a man’s *****  but is unsuccessful could she be changed with a misdaweiner 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Funny, but it hurt to even think about that ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 17 hours ago, bayoubill said: If a woman attempts to cut off a man’s *****  but is unsuccessful could she be changed with a misdaweiner Her defense is that she was just playing whack a _____________________ Nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 I apologize for my new lows in this Fred. ? I have plunged into unfunny again I have failed at Bapu quality humor I must withdraw deeply into inter thoughts for regeneration which reminds me of when I went to the Pet store down the street. I asked the clerk if they had any nickel plated bird cages. HE said "no" so I said "so you you only carry nickeless cages    i have no shame  ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 John Bobbit isn't amused! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesh Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 I believe an apology is in order.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 didn't I tell an unfunny joke not long ago about that? a mistawiener ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 5 hours ago, bayoubill said: didn't I tell an unfunny joke not long ago about that? a mistawiener ? I think you should make a song about it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesh Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Well done lads....we made it Friday!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 16 minutes ago, Mesh said: Well done lads....we made it Friday!!! Not sure if any of us were part of that decision, 'cause, if we were, EVERYDAY would be Friday! Ya?  ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 TGIF! I Am glad I made it to any Friday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted January 24, 2020 Author Share Posted January 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, bayoubill said: TGIF! I Am glad I made it to any Friday! IOW TGIAF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wibbles Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 52 minutes ago, craigb said: Not sure if any of us were part of that decision, 'cause, if we were, EVERYDAY would be Friday! Ya?  ? Then "we" are an odd bunch. I always preferred Saturdays. I didn't have to work on Saturdays. But Friday afternoons would last for days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 I thought I had a thought to add but I'm just too emotional finding out about Mr. Peanut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starise Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 I know Ed. Most of the nuts we have left have been hanging around a long time. It's tough to see one go. I don't see much of the nuts closest to me, but I know they're there still hanging around in the shadows. Sometimes we only miss what we don't have......was that deep? Enjoy your nuts while you still can. This in a nutshell, is how I feel.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 (edited) Edited January 24, 2020 by bayoubill When I was a kid my teacher asked"If you had 3 jars of peanut butter and I asked you for one, how many jars would you have? " I said 3 jars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Book of BECAN  -  Becan must ALWAYS exist in thy refrigerator always and if possible froze quantities for emergencies -  There is no such food that does not go well with Becan -  There are 2 kinds of people 1( those that love Becan                                   2) In case of zombie apocalypse, those to be used as fodder -  Crispy or chewy shall be the Becan . Either are acceptable and thou shall not discriminate -  Becan is the answer to the wold's problems -  Becan presents ZERO health risks   SILENCE! -  A meal without Becan is not worth eating - Becan will be consumed on the Sabbath the Mondath the Tuesdath the Wedsdath the Thursdath the TGIF and especially Saturday -  In the future you may be given a breathalyzer test in which you will receive your BEC ( short for Becan and equal to the slices you may receive divided by 100) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted January 25, 2020 Author Share Posted January 25, 2020 bill has the right of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Must every random thought come back to BECAN! Mind you I'm not complaining as I love me some BECAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesh Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Becan is LIFE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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