🔒 ​Bapu's Random Thoughts For The Day

[bayoubill]

HELP I Am stuck on a table at a hospital hooked up to many cables and stick on’s.  There’s a woman in scrubs staring into a computer screen  and it’s dark in here

[Mesh]

Do they call her Dr. Feelgood?

[Bapu]

This is my first Saturday of the weekend.

 

By the way if Sat/Sun is the weekend why is Sunday the first day of the week on the calendar?

[InstrEd]

2 hours ago, bayoubill said:

There’s a woman in scrubs staring into a computer screen

Bill control yourself ?

[InstrEd]

1 hour ago, Bapu said:

This is my first Saturday of the weekend.

 

By the way if Sat/Sun is the weekend why is Sunday the first day of the week on the calendar?

G*d made it so.    Never mind, I think it was the printer who screwed it up and they never wanted to change the plating to fix the error. Bean counter you know................................

[Wibbles]

4 hours ago, Mesh said:

Friday is here boys, we need to start something good!!

Utah! Utah! Utah Saints!

 

[craigb]

3 hours ago, Bapu said:

This is my first Saturday of the weekend.

 

By the way if Sat/Sun is the weekend why is Sunday the first day of the week on the calendar?

Monday is the beginning of the weak.

[InstrEd]

1 hour ago, craigb said:

Monday is the beginning of the weak.

I'm too weak to comprehend

[craigb]

Are you FriEd? ?

[InstrEd]

6 minutes ago, craigb said:

Are you FriEd? ?

I Am   FrEd       I did a two-fer ?

[57Gregy]

23 hours ago, Bapu said:

This is my first Saturday of the weekend.

 

By the way if Sat/Sun is the weekend why is Sunday the first day of the week on the calendar?

Saturday is the back end of 1 week and Sunday is the front end of the next.

[InstrEd]

7 minutes ago, 57Gregy said:

Saturday is the back end of 1 week and Sunday is the front end of the next.

 

 

 

[InstrEd]

And before you know it. It will be ?

 

[bayoubill]

Today is LAY AROUND AND WATCH AMERICAN RULES COLLEGE FOOTBALL DAY!

tomorrow is Grill Day!

if it oinks and has a curly tail it’s in big trouble 

[InstrEd]

6 minutes ago, bayoubill said:

AMERICAN RULES COLLEGE FOOTBALL DAY!

Stop the presses!  When did this happen?
Soccer is in Eggball out ?

[bayoubill]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again 

What’s soccer?

[bayoubill]

I think I know 

Rock em Soccer  em  Robots?

[Notes_Norton]

No no, soccer is something you put on a footie

[synkrotron]

14 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

No no, soccer is something you put on a footie

I think you will find that it is "sockie," not "soccer."

You're welcome

 

[synkrotron]

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