🔒 ​Bapu's Random Thoughts For The Day

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Bill list Alaska and says Illinois is to cold

 I'm thinking he is talking about the people of Illinois and not the weather?

 

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16 hours ago, craigb said:

A shower with soap can fix that. ?

I prefer a Shower Gel Thank you very much?

[bayoubill]

I twerked once 

hideous 

despite serious injury kinda hot not too cold

The only way I Am ever going to hot again is cremation 

Edited August 22, 2019 by bayoubill
I don’t wave or smile at anyone while I’m running Cuz I Am trying very hard to not die.

[Pragi]

Pay attention :

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5 hours ago, bayoubill said:

I twerked once 

After all these years you only did it once......................................?

[Pragi]

Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”

Patient: “OK.”

Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.”

 

Edited August 24, 2019 by Pragi

[InstrEd]

On 8/23/2019 at 1:42 AM, Pragi said:

 

So now we know use  images to fool the censor.    Is that a good thing ?

Anyway I loved the joke  ?

Okay I deleted the image?

Edited August 24, 2019 by InstrEd
delete language that was in a image.

[Pragi]

Oooopps,

So I will delete the F word.

Will you also do so , Instred?

[craigb]

Yes, you'll have to delete ****, but the censor probably doesn't like *** or *** or ****** either. ?

 

Edited August 24, 2019 by craigb

[InstrEd]

Anyway it is Saturday here in the Windy City.   Going out for Chinese tonight. Anybody have anything good planned for tonight.

[craigb]

3 minutes ago, InstrEd said:

Anyway it is Saturday here in the Windy City.   Going out for Chinese tonight. Anybody have anything good planned for tonight.

You bet!  Avoid Chicago (and all other big, annoying cities)! ?

[Bapu]

5 minutes ago, InstrEd said:

Anybody have anything good planned for tonight.

Stay in with The Lovely Lady.

Tomorrow I record live drums on a rockin' choon.

 

[InstrEd]

1 hour ago, craigb said:

You bet!  Avoid Chicago (and all other big, annoying cities)! ?

pay Chicago parking, no thank you. Ate in Western suburb? 

[bayoubill]

I was pondering this thought  which is kinda random thoughts

I stopped to get gas  and noticed cigarettes were for sale but  smoking was prohibited there ......  weird?

then I had a random thought!

Who on earth came up with calling the fear of long words hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?

[InstrEd]

I had to look that word up.  That is too funny. 

 

[craigb]

Reminds me of this one:  Why does the word "lisp" have an "s" in it???

[Mesh]

To be cruel and extremely funny at the same time?

[InstrEd]

7 hours ago, craigb said:

Reminds me of this one:  Why does the word "lisp" have an "s" in it???

The person who coined the word had an enemy that couldn't pronounce "s" and remember the pen is mightier than the sword?

[Bapu]

7 hours ago, craigb said:

Reminds me of this one:  Why does the word "lisp" have an "s" in it???

To be ironic?

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I saw a sign in a local car park which read, 'Thieves want your Satnav!!'

I thought to myself, 'They can get lost!!!'