InstrEd Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Bill list Alaska and says Illinois is to cold I'm thinking he is talking about the people of Illinois and not the weather? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 16 hours ago, craigb said: A shower with soap can fix that. ? I prefer a Shower Gel Thank you very much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 (edited) I twerked once hideous despite serious injury kinda hot not too cold The only way I Am ever going to hot again is cremation Edited August 22, 2019 by bayoubill I don’t wave or smile at anyone while I’m running Cuz I Am trying very hard to not die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragi Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Pay attention : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 5 hours ago, bayoubill said: I twerked once After all these years you only did it once......................................? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragi Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 (edited) Dentist: “This will hurt a little.” Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.” Edited August 24, 2019 by Pragi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 (edited) On 8/23/2019 at 1:42 AM, Pragi said: So now we know use images to fool the censor. Is that a good thing ? Anyway I loved the joke ? Okay I deleted the image? Edited August 24, 2019 by InstrEd delete language that was in a image. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pragi Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Oooopps, So I will delete the F word. Will you also do so , Instred? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 (edited) Yes, you'll have to delete ****, but the censor probably doesn't like *** or *** or ****** either. ? Edited August 24, 2019 by craigb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Anyway it is Saturday here in the Windy City. Going out for Chinese tonight. Anybody have anything good planned for tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, InstrEd said: Anyway it is Saturday here in the Windy City. Going out for Chinese tonight. Anybody have anything good planned for tonight. You bet! Avoid Chicago (and all other big, annoying cities)! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted August 24, 2019 Author Share Posted August 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, InstrEd said: Anybody have anything good planned for tonight. Stay in with The Lovely Lady. Tomorrow I record live drums on a rockin' choon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 1 hour ago, craigb said: You bet! Avoid Chicago (and all other big, annoying cities)! ? pay Chicago parking, no thank you. Ate in Western suburb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted August 25, 2019 Share Posted August 25, 2019 I was pondering this thought which is kinda random thoughts I stopped to get gas and noticed cigarettes were for sale but smoking was prohibited there ...... weird? then I had a random thought! Who on earth came up with calling the fear of long words hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 I had to look that word up. That is too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 Reminds me of this one: Why does the word "lisp" have an "s" in it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesh Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 To be cruel and extremely funny at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 7 hours ago, craigb said: Reminds me of this one: Why does the word "lisp" have an "s" in it??? The person who coined the word had an enemy that couldn't pronounce "s" and remember the pen is mightier than the sword? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted August 26, 2019 Author Share Posted August 26, 2019 7 hours ago, craigb said: Reminds me of this one: Why does the word "lisp" have an "s" in it??? To be ironic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwstobbs@gmail.com Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 I saw a sign in a local car park which read, 'Thieves want your Satnav!!' I thought to myself, 'They can get lost!!!' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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