InstrEd Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 6 hours ago, Grant Starr said: Perfect, it's always Am somewhere in the coffee house, no? But But I play Em in the Am. Is it wrong to be different? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesh Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 It's definitely AM over here....coffee anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Â 1 hour ago, Mesh said: It's definitely AM over here....coffee anyone? Pot Brewing now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted August 20, 2019 Author Share Posted August 20, 2019 Did sum juan say pot  Bill will be round shortly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 42 minutes ago, Bapu said: Did sum juan say pot  Bill will be round shortly Not that type of pot?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 What do you call a beatnik who lives by the river? A hippiepotamus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 51 minutes ago, 57Gregy said: What do you call a beatnik who lives by the river? A hippiepotamus! But most Hippies showed off their bodies. A hippiepotamus is usually hiding in the mud? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 (edited) Speaking of hippiepotamuses it reminds me of a story cousin Wayne told me about his one and only job at the local zoo. The zoo had a gorilla that died right before the zoo opened that fateful day. It was the only gorilla at the zoo. However, the gorilla was their most popular attraction by far, and they couldn't afford to go a day without it. So the zoo owner asked newly hired Wayne to wear a gorilla suit they had in storage for an extra $100 a day. He would have to go in the gorilla cage and pretend to be the gorilla until the zoo can afford a new one. Quickly, the new "gorilla" became the most popular craze at the zoo. People from all over were coming to see the "Human-like" gorilla. About a month in, popularity started to wear off. So, to get peoples attention back, Wayne decided to climb over his enclosure and hang from the net ceiling above the lions den next to him. As a large crowd of people gather watching the spectacle in awe and terror, Wayne suddenly lost his grip and fell to the floor of the lions den. Wayne started screaming "HELP!! HELP!!!" Suddenly a lion pounced on him from behind and whispered in his ear, "Shut up you idiot you're going to get us both fired." Edited August 20, 2019 by bayoubill I once quit a job as a can crusher cuz it was soda pressing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 2 hours ago, 57Gregy said: What do you call a beatnik who lives by the river? A hippiepotamus!  1 hour ago, InstrEd said: But most Hippies showed off their bodies. A hippiepotamus is usually hiding in the mud?  Same with most hippies. That's why I like to keep some hippy repellent near by! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesh Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. 'Anonymous soap on a rope' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 I was thinking. If someone wants coffee they put it in a coffee pot and brew it. If they want tea they put it in a teapot and brew it. I think I have just invented THE POT POT! Now all I have to do is make a pot that brews pot then move to Alaska  California  Colorado  Oregon  Massachusetts  Nevada Michigan or Washington       1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 33 minutes ago, bayoubill said: I was thinking. If someone wants coffee they put it in a coffee pot and brew it. If they want tea they put it in a teapot and brew it. I think I have just invented THE POT POT! Now all I have to do is make a pot that brews pot then move to Alaska  California  Colorado  Oregon  Massachusetts  Nevada Michigan or Washington       You can add Illinois to the list starting beginning next year.  Don't think it is a reason to move to Illinois though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 too cold  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, bayoubill said: too cold  I'm warm and fuzzy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 3 hours ago, InstrEd said: I'm warm and fuzzy? A shower with soap can fix that. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesh Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 It's thirsty Thursday, It's Beer O'clock somewhere, and I'm here twerking it. (live feed requires a subscription) Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted August 22, 2019 Author Share Posted August 22, 2019 18 hours ago, bayoubill said: too cold  Bill likes it hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted August 22, 2019 Author Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Mesh said: It's thirsty Thursday, It's Beer O'clock somewhere, and I'm here twerking it. (live feed requires a subscription) Â We don't need no stinkin' supscipshus minds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Elvis has left the thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesh Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 22 minutes ago, craigb said: Bevis has left the thread... Butt-head is still here though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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