craigb Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 Some things to ponder as we get older:    The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54 ?  The inventor of gymnastics died at the age of 57 ?  The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41 ?  The best soccer player in the world, died at the age of 60 ?     And then...   KFC inventor died at 94 ?  Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88 ?  Cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102 ?  The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 ?  Hennessy cognac, Irish inventor died at 98 ?  How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?  The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years. The turtle that doesn't exercise at all, lives 400 years.  So ... Have a drink ... Take a nap ...    And IF you wake up, have some ice cream and cake!  ? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CoveCamper Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 "If someone steals my identity and I kill them, am I committing suicide? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 I just saw a guy pass by my house walking a CLAM on a leash! Must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 I hear Bapu leapt around in his undershreddies on the 4th... It was his In-Depends-Dance-Day. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted July 15, 2022 Author Share Posted July 15, 2022 28 minutes ago, craigb said: I hear Bapu leapt around in his undershreddies on the 4th... It was his In-Depends-Dance-Day. ? Ewe soar da vid den, uh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wibbles Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 The hottest temperature ever recorded in the UK is 38.7C (101.7 in American). On Monday it's predicted to get up to 40/41C* where I live. I'm not looking forward to it. Â Â Â * I realise that's nothing compared to some parts of the world, but we're really not geared up for it in the UK - everything will start melting, including me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gswitz Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 Once the gulf stream stops, I'm guessing the UK will cool right down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wibbles Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 21 hours ago, Gswitz said: Once the gulf stream stops, I'm guessing the UK will cool right down. Most of it will be under water by then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Smith Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 I don't know what to say to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 36 minutes ago, Tim Smith said: I don't know what to say to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Smith Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 Kool-ade is over rated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bapu Posted July 23, 2022 Author Share Posted July 23, 2022 He'll be moving his vowels too. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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