InstrEd Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 3 hours ago, craigb said: I misread the sign on the door and have been watching Erratic Dancers for the last half-hour... Just open the door and join them ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 When your best just isn't good enough.... Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted June 4, 2022 Author Share Posted June 4, 2022 20 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: When your best just isn't good enough.... Â Â Alternative facts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhonoBrainer Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said: When your best just isn't good enough.... Â Â I don't like the direction this thread is taking. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said: When your best just isn't good enough....   A good candidate for one of those "You only had one job!" websites! ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted June 5, 2022 Author Share Posted June 5, 2022 Pitiful fred this is compared to the Song Association Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 Pitifully enduring nearly intelligible sentences! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted June 5, 2022 Author Share Posted June 5, 2022 1 hour ago, craigb said: Pitifully escaping nearly intelligible sentences! ? Fyxed four ewes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 On 6/4/2022 at 12:07 PM, craigb said: A good candidate for one of those "You only had one job!" websites! ? Another???   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Since he wasn't physically impaired he remained in the military and eventually became an Admiral. However, during his career he was always sensitive about his appearance. One day the Admiral was interviewing two Navy Master Chiefs and a Marine Sergeant Major to add to his personal staff. The first Master Chief was a Surface Navy type and it was a great interview. At the end of the interview the Admiral asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?" The Master Chief answered, "Why yes. I couldn't help but notice you are missing your starboard ear, so I don't know whether this impacts your hearing on that side." The Admiral got very angry at this lack of tact and threw him out of his office. The next candidate, an Aviation Master Chief, when asked this same question, answered, "Well yes, you seem to be short one ear." The Admiral threw him out also. The third interview was with the Marine Sergeant Major. He was articulate, extremely sharp, and seemed to know more than the two Master Chiefs put together. The Admiral wanted this guy, but went ahead with the same question. "Do you notice anything different about me?" To his surprise the Sergeant Major said, "Yes, Sir. You wear contact lenses." The Admiral was impressed and thought to himself, what an incredibly tactful Marine. "And how do you know that?" the Admiral asked. The Sergeant Major replied, "Well sir, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with only one freakin' ear." ? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted June 6, 2022 Author Share Posted June 6, 2022 fnar fnar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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InstrEd Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said: Â Wow! I didn't realize folks were still reading. I thought all information was gathered by Tik-Tok Learn some dance moves while taking in the latest news Gossip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bapu Posted June 14, 2022 Author Share Posted June 14, 2022 6 minutes ago, craigb said: Poor McQ. There may be a congressional hearing in his future. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Joad Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 I saw this on the news and thought of you guys ?  1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted June 28, 2022 Share Posted June 28, 2022 48 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: A friend on a dart team I was on had a similar experience. They asked him his name and he replied "Marc with a 'C'" and, naturally, ended up with his drink being labelled "Cark." I've heard enough of these that I think Starbucks does it on purpose for the free advertising. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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