craigb Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 I was robbed at a gas station downtown last night. After my hands stopped trembling, I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone! The police asked me if I knew who did it. I said yes, it was pump number 9… 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertWS Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 8 hours ago, craigb said: I was robbed at a gas station downtown last night. After my hands stopped trembling, I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone! The police asked me if I knew who did it. I said yes, it was pump number 9… Upon further questioning, the police determined Craig self served!  He's the Jussie Smollett of gas station robberies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 2 hours ago, RobertWS said: Upon further questioning, the police determined Craig self served!  He's the Jussie Smollett of gas station robberies! I hope he didn't get too roughed up by the pumping of..... Here I go again getting off track. Wait if Craig was filling his Bus up this would still be music related ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Number 9? Number 9. Number 9... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted March 25, 2022 Author Share Posted March 25, 2022 I wonder if it was  1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Wow... I hadn't touched a guitar for a few weeks but, when I played my roommate's guitar for a bit last week, I attempted to play only two songs (both poorly - LOL!). One was Crazy Train and the other was Bapu's selection above. It seems weird that both have been recently put in threads. I've now cut the asking price on my custom guitar by almost 2/3... Still no bites and still no help from Unemployment ($0.00 in nearly six months). No interviews yet either. I'm hearing that I'm "too experienced" on some jobs, "too old or over-qualified" for others and I've even been informed (illegally I might add) that I'm simply the wrong race for the job opening. Fun times we're living in! That said, I firmly believe that these weird times will be ending soon as people find out they've been lied to for a long time and great things are coming my way! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted March 25, 2022 Author Share Posted March 25, 2022 (edited) 8 minutes ago, craigb said:  One was Crazy Train and the other was Bapu's selection above. What's really crazy is that you tried both songs on either an electric or acoustic. One of these things is not like the other. Edited March 25, 2022 by Bapu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted March 25, 2022 Author Share Posted March 25, 2022 (edited) 39 minutes ago, craigb said: Fun times we're living in! That said, I firmly believe that these weird times will be ending soon as people find out they've been lied to for a long time and great things are coming my way!  Edited March 25, 2022 by Bapu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertWS Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 3 hours ago, Bapu said:  That is the first album I ever bought. Money well spent.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 4 hours ago, Bapu said: What's really crazy is that you tried both songs on either an electric or acoustic. One of these things is not like the other. Yep! On a very nice Martin acoustic. Ever since my roommate bought an Oculus, the gear and amp I used to use have been pushed into a corner to give him space to roam around. I don't use his electric gear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bapu Posted March 28, 2022 Author Share Posted March 28, 2022 1 hour ago, craigb said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wibbles Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 Homicide = killing a human being Regicide = killing a king or queen Patricide = killing your father Countryside = killing a Tory MP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted April 24, 2022 Author Share Posted April 24, 2022 Here's a random tought: What if all we had in the world was scissors and t-shirts? Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 18 minutes ago, Bapu said: Here's a random tought: What if all we had in the world was scissors and t-shirts?  You'd still have bad spelling and incorrect grammar? ? (Or was this another trick question? ? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 7 hours ago, Bapu said: Here's a random tought: What if all we had in the world was scissors and t-shirts? Â Peek a boob 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 A little something you can play in the background while you work or are stuck in prison: ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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