craigb Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Gotta love accurate weather forecasting, ya? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Remember that Emergency Broadcasting System? I wonder if we'll be hearing from it in the near future... ? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 "Proxy Script" would be a great name for a band. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wibbles Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 (edited) Gwyneth Paltrow's Fanny Candle Explodes London, 18 Jan 2021 A fanny*-scented candle by Gwyneth Paltrow exploded into flames causing an “inferno” in a woman’s living room. Jody Thompson, 50, won the risque product sold by the Hollywood star and wellness guru in an online quiz. The candle is described on Gwyneth’s Goop site as “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected”. But Jody was taken by surprise after lighting it when a 50cm flame leapt from the candle and out of the glass jar. The media consultant told The Sun: “The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere. I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. There was an inferno in the room.” Jody who lives with partner David Snow in Kilburn, North London, said: “We eventually got it under control and threw it out the front door. It could have burned the place down. It was scary at the time, but funny looking back that Gwyneth’s fanny candle exploded in my living room.” * The British usage. Edited January 24, 2021 by Wibbles Grown-up anatomical words aren't allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted January 24, 2021 Author Share Posted January 24, 2021 5 minutes ago, Wibbles said: Gwyneth Paltrow's Fanny Candle Explodes London, 18 Jan 2021 A fanny*-scented candle by Gwyneth Paltrow exploded into flames causing an “inferno” in a woman’s living room. Jody Thompson, 50, won the risque product sold by the Hollywood star and wellness guru in an online quiz. The candle is described on Gwyneth’s Goop site as “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected”. But Jody was taken by surprise after lighting it when a 50cm flame leapt from the candle and out of the glass jar. The media consultant told The Sun: “The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere. I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. There was an inferno in the room.” Jody who lives with partner David Snow in Kilburn, North London, said: “We eventually got it under control and threw it out the front door. It could have burned the place down. It was scary at the time, but funny looking back that Gwyneth’s fanny candle exploded in my living room.” * The British usage. Typical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wibbles Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 From The Daily Mash 'Gwyneth fanny candle explosion' is a sentence that makes sense in 2021 THE sentence ‘Gwyneth fanny candle explosion’ is one that makes perfect sense to people in the dystopia of 2021. When confronted with the four-word sentence, a majority of Britons nodded sagely and said ‘yes, I expected something like this would happen’ without any need for further explanation. Asked to elaborate, 68-year-old Susan Traherne said: “Gwyneth Paltrow the actress and lifestyle brand, I presume? “Yes, I remember last year she produced candles that bore the odour of her *****. So I assume that one of said candles was lit, overheated, and produced an A-list-*****-scented conflagration of some kind? “That’s exactly what happened? Ah. Then I’m in hell and we’re all in hell. Nowhere else would that make sense.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 4 hours ago, Wibbles said: Gwyneth Paltrow's Fanny Candle Explodes London, 18 Jan 2021 A fanny*-scented candle by Gwyneth Paltrow exploded into flames causing an “inferno” in a woman’s living room. Jody Thompson, 50, won the risque product sold by the Hollywood star and wellness guru in an online quiz. The candle is described on Gwyneth’s Goop site as “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected”. But Jody was taken by surprise after lighting it when a 50cm flame leapt from the candle and out of the glass jar. The media consultant told The Sun: “The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere. I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. There was an inferno in the room.” Jody who lives with partner David Snow in Kilburn, North London, said: “We eventually got it under control and threw it out the front door. It could have burned the place down. It was scary at the time, but funny looking back that Gwyneth’s fanny candle exploded in my living room.” * The British usage. Keyword that the buyer missed, highlighted above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 4 hours ago, Wibbles said: A fanny*-scented candle by Gwyneth Paltrow... * The British usage. Is this the candle? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wibbles Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Apparently Gwyneth's is a little spicier and not at all fishy. The candle is too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 7 hours ago, Wibbles said: Apparently Gwyneth's is a little spicier and not at all fishy. The candle is too. or That’s what she wants us to believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Hot Tuna? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted January 26, 2021 Author Share Posted January 26, 2021 You can Tuna Fish but you can't Tuna Canyon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wibbles Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 David Bowie - - "Ashes to Ashes" Clown Suit Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Per Westin Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 1/18/2021 at 7:36 PM, bayoubill said: I Am forced to cut my Becan into half servings and freeze for future use the strings haven’t been changed since 2017 Thought, and maybe a stupid one: how about minced bacon? Mixed with mashed potatoes & maybe wrapped in flatbread? Hmmm....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn Stanton Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 40 minutes ago, Per Westin said: Thought, and maybe a stupid one: how about minced bacon? Mixed with mashed potatoes & maybe wrapped in flatbread? Hmmm.... and deep fried - always deep fried ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 40 minutes ago, Per Westin said: Thought, and maybe a brilliant one: how about minced becan? Mixed with mashed becan & maybe wrapped in becan? Hmmm....? Coffee Housed! ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted January 27, 2021 Author Share Posted January 27, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Glenn Stanton said: and deep fried - always deep fried ? deep fried should be an official food group Edited January 27, 2021 by Bapu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 (edited) Hey Bill, how about this? ? (BTW - That "hamburger" looks disgusting! ?) Edited January 27, 2021 by craigb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 So does the squeeze bacon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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