InstrEd Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 2 hours ago, craigb said: I'm not carrying that ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheens Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 (edited) On 1/12/2021 at 10:37 PM, bayoubill said: I interrupt this message for an impotent massage I Am forced to be shopping with XX. Time is moving extremely slow and I Am having an incredible urge to check NFL scores lt’s one of those “ does this make me look fat ?” shopping trips where I have no say on what we are shopping for Besides a super interesting message, it is very wise and responsible going clothes shopping now in the pandemic, weld on ! Edited January 19, 2021 by Sheens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 Pi r round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 Hmm... Would a three-eyed pig be called a "piiig?" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 I want thank Craig for posting a reminder of the gal I dated in high school Patty had a great personality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 Which reminds me I dated many women but the last one always kept me in line! no matter how many men were in front of me 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted January 19, 2021 Author Share Posted January 19, 2021 Some eggshellint random thoughts today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 24 minutes ago, Bapu said: Some eggshellint random thoughts today Were these thoughts scrambled or poached Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 I'd say fried with dainbrammage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted January 19, 2021 Author Share Posted January 19, 2021 Just now, bayoubill said: I'd say fried with dainbrammage Typical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 Speaking of topical The rumor from aides is there’s so much politeness lately in Washington. The phrase “ pardon me “ is everywhere 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wibbles Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 (edited) The final tally was 30,753 lies in four years. Edited January 20, 2021 by Wibbles I words my got in the order wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted January 20, 2021 Author Share Posted January 20, 2021 (edited) 37 minutes ago, Wibbles said: The final tally was lies 30,753 in four years. That number is fake gnus (see wot I dud there?) Edited January 20, 2021 by Bapu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 4 hours ago, Wibbles said: The final tally was 30,753 lies in four years. And yet they are (briefly) in power! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wibbles Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 (edited) It was nice of Joe to set off all those fireworks yesterday, but Everton didn't even play last night let alone win. Edited January 21, 2021 by Wibbles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wibbles Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 I was just watching some brief highlights of third tier Club Deportivo Alcoyano beating the mighty Real Madrid in the Copa del Rey and I noticed that Alcoyano's goalkeeper is called Jose Juan. Is their reserve goalkeeper called Jose Two? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 (edited) I played in a band with a guitarist named Jose. We called him "Hose". I wondered if we replaced him if the new guitarist would be "Hose B". True story. Edited January 21, 2021 by Notes_Norton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Wibbles said: I was just watching some brief highlights of third tier Club Deportivo Alcoyano beating the mighty Real Madrid in the Copa del Rey and I noticed that Alcoyano's goalkeeper is called Jose Juan. Is their reserve goalkeeper called Jose Two? Jose Dos. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted January 22, 2021 Author Share Posted January 22, 2021 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: I played in a band with a guitarist named Jose. We called him "Hose". I wondered if we replaced him if the new guitarist would be "Hose B". True story. 18 minutes ago, craigb said: Jose Dos. ? If he was fired or left they'd both be Jose Dos Equis. Edited January 22, 2021 by Bapu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wibbles Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 19 minutes ago, craigb said: Jose Dos. ? But the first goalkeeper wasn't called Jose Uno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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