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Witch reminds me! Since the storm outside started XX has not stopped staring through the window. It's getting annoying . Been  about an hour now

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I suppose I should let her in

 

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5 minutes ago, bayoubill said:

Witch reminds me! Since the storm outside started XX has not stopped staring through the window. It's getting annoying . Been  about an hour now

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I suppose I should let her in

 

If she's paying the Bill's I say yes, let her in. Otherwise, let her in.

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I was sitting outside in my car listening to some music I recorded early this afternoon. I put it on a flash drive as an MP3.   I wanted to hear what it sounded like on my car stereo system. While I was listening a friend of mine sent me an XXX video on my phone. I tried to play it but there was no sound. I turned the volume up to as load as it would go but still nothing.  I played it over and over for about 8 minutes then I realized my phone was connected to the Blue Tooth player in the living room where XX is having a get together with a couple and some members  of her book club.  I've been in my car 8 hours now

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Ihave I lost my touch?

did I ever have it and could I be arrested for it if I did?

is anything I say true or a reasonable proximity? Or both

what is Ed wearing?  Why?

why do I choke when I say funnaarr and chortle real fast? Why would I do that? 

All this and that will be answered on 

the PBS special Kingdom of the Omec 

wendsday at illeven

 

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1 hour ago, bayoubill said:

what is Ed wearing?  Why?

Boy you sure are getting personal Bill. If you must know I'm wearing a blue pattern flannel shirt with blue jeans and New Balance sneakers. For underwear,

I think I will keep that private?

Why does it matter?

 

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It’s a habit from when I used to use my phone where I always interject What are you wearing to whomever I was speaking to 

I remember the 911 operator getting very angry but that’s not important right now 

I believe that question was for Bapu mostly to see what kind of mood he is in today 

 

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Bill has a habit?

Great.  Now I have to sit here and wonder if the nun left without anything on, or if Bill stole it when she wasn't looking... ?

?

Posted
3 minutes ago, bayoubill said:

either I Am getting cataracts  or I Am getting handsomer by the minute!

Not only is he a member but he's the President of the Am club.

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22 minutes ago, bayoubill said:

OMG! This is GREAT! woooohooooo!

Do I need a scepter? 

wait... I thought  you were President

I did a Bexit like Hairy and MayJen.

Posted (edited)

I find myself at the Mall 

I have Taco Bell Philly Steaks.  Subway and Pizza House in front of me 

 

What do I order?

I Am getting skinnier by the minute! 
hep me!

 

Edited by bayoubill
I Am so skinny now I have to run around in the shower to get wet! And it's all YOUR fault!

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