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Posted
25 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

Be careful who does your tattoo :D

 

 

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Weird.  For some reason I thought Steve had hairier arms! ?

Posted (edited)
37 minutes ago, craigb said:

I haven't looked, but did Keith write that one? ?

Nothing to see here...

Move along...

And remain calm.

:)

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Posted
23 hours ago, Bapu said:

"Time Is On My Side"

 

2 minutes ago, 57Gregy said:

And from the opposite perspective, "Time Waits For No One".
Same guys. 

Clearly a Left-Right debate. ? 

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Posted
4 hours ago, Bapu said:

That's what people were calling Waves for the past two days.

Maybe not so much today.

 *Found!*

Here's a picture of a couple of Waves employees trying to fix the problem the CEO caused! ?

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Posted

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

"Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us, too."

No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep.

Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

"Here," he said to the 'statue'. "Eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths' for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."

 

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