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1 hour ago, craigb said:

That gif pretty much describes my life at the moment.

Move the fence or the house closer to the other.

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Posted
39 minutes ago, Bapu said:

Move the fence or the house closer to the other.

Hmm...  And all this time I was thinking I just had a defective squirrel! ?

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On 2/11/2022 at 9:26 PM, craigb said:

Hmm...  And all this time I was thinking I just had a defective squirrel! ?

If that's a euphemism, you can get tablets for that.

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 I'm off to visit my mum this weekend and I was planning on travelling tomorrow. But with winds in excess of 75 mph forecast I think I'll be staying at home.

The rail company is advising passengers not to travel tomorrow (Friday) but can use pre-booked tickets on either Thursday or Saturday. They are also advising passengers not to travel on Saturday because of widespread strike action. 

Fup ?

Posted
3 hours ago, Wibbles said:

 I'm off to visit my mum this weekend and I was planning on travelling tomorrow. But with winds in excess of 75 mph forecast I think I'll be staying at home.

The rail company is advising passengers not to travel tomorrow (Friday) but can use pre-booked tickets on either Thursday or Saturday. They are also advising passengers not to travel on Saturday because of widespread strike action. 

Fup ?

Good call.  I'm sure your mum wants you to stay alive!  ?

Posted
3 hours ago, Wibbles said:

If that's a euphemism, you can get tablets for that.

You were right!!!  I tested some with the squirrels outside and now they're jumping completely over the house!  ?

Posted
20 hours ago, craigb said:

You were right!!!  I tested some with the squirrels outside and now they're jumping completely over the house!  ?

Do you mean pole vaulting over the house?

Posted
1 hour ago, RobertWS said:

What do Yoko Ono and Ethiopian's have in common?

 

 

They both live off of dead beetles.

Sort of true but also sort of not true.
By all accounts Yoko was the money brains behind increasing John's wealth significantly through investments (of his/their money or course*).

 

 

 

 

 

*John & Yoko did not have a prenup so once they were married it was to become their money.

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4 hours ago, Bapu said:

Sort of true but also sort of not true.
By all accounts Yoko was the money brains behind increasing John's wealth significantly through investments (of his/their money or course*).

*John & Yoko did not have a prenup so once they were married it was to become their money.

Wow.   What a buzzkill you are!

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The Australian Prime Minister's and Cabinet's Women's Network came up with this logo:

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It won't surprise you to learn that they have withdrawn it “pending consultation with staff”.

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Mom to son: How did your first bass lesson go?

Son: I learned to play 4 A notes in a row.

Mom the next day: How did your second bass lesson go?

Son: I learned to play 4 D notes in a row.

Mom the next day: How did your third bass lesson go?

Son: I couldn't make it. I had a gig.

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Posted

Sign in guitar area of music store:

"For an additional $4.95 we will provide a receipt that matches what you told your spouse you paid."

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4 hours ago, 57Gregy said:

Mom to son: How did your first bass lesson go?

Son: I learned to play 4 A notes in a row.

Mom the next day: How did your second bass lesson go?

Son: I learned to play 4 D notes in a row.

Mom the next day: How did your third bass lesson go?

Son: I couldn't make it. I had a gig.

CLASS A + in each section  : (my fav one is at 4min 29 called bloom) 

 

 

 

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