I'd join this band

[Bapu]

As long as they don't ask me to play the ?

[craigb]

How many produce departments have you been kicked out of so far Ed? ?

[bitflipper]

I dunno. The thought of hanging out with a bunch of vegetarians...how many times a day can one proudly proclaim their devotion to veganism, especially when everybody else is already one themselves?

Anybody up for a band dedicated to bacon burgers? I'm thinking "Slaughterhouse Five" if it's a quintet.

[craigb]

6 minutes ago, bitflipper said:

I dunno. The thought of hanging out with a bunch of vegetarians...how many times a day can one proudly proclaim their devotion to veganism, especially when everybody else is already one themselves?

Anybody up for a band dedicated to bacon burgers? I'm thinking "Slaughterhouse Five" if it's a quintet.

Pork Floyd?

[Tim Smith]

3 hours ago, Bapu said:

As long as they don't ask me to play the ?

My question would be- why? 

I know. Because they can. I can't imagine getting a high pitched sound out of a pumpkin. Ok at least not in that way.

 

[kennywtelejazz]

4 hours ago, Bapu said:

As long as they don't ask me to play the ?

Just be careful ! after a few drinks you might think the watermelon is a backstage groupie . If you act on it then you may  find yourself never ever getting invited to play or attend a barbecue For Life !!!!

How do I know ? ?

PS I like to buy Vegan sale foods at Grocery Outlet , cook them up and add sausages , chicken or beef to them ...It sure adds flavor !

Kenny

Edited March 25, 2024 by kennywtelejazz

[PhonoBrainer]

So soy- and brown rice- vegan burgers are the AI of meat. Got it.

[bitflipper]

2 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:

I like to buy Vegan sale foods at Grocery Outlet , cook them up and add sausages , chicken or beef to them ...It sure adds flavor !

Reminds me of the Larry the Cable Guy joke:

Sushi, that ain't bad. Take it home and fry it up, tastes like fish!

[Notes_Norton]

When I was in Australia, I asked them to play “Cheeseburger In Paradise”

And the leader responded, “What! Are you out of your gourd?”

I guess I got myself into a pickle. So I apologized.

In his Aussie accent he said, “Bean there, done that.”

[craigb]

Put another Ken on the Barbie mate!

[kennywtelejazz]

This is the Austrian Vegetable  Orchestra  . They are looking to get Bapu to join so they can add more flavor to the music  .

In addition to adding more flavor to the Music , they want the sole bragging rights as to being the only Vegetable Orchestra in The World with an Alembic Bass made solely out of Vegetables    ?

Kenny

Edited March 26, 2024 by kennywtelejazz

[craigb]

The alternative? ?