Wibbles Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 (edited) This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time - I'm assuming it must be a satire. I was particular impressed by the ice hockey pucks mounted on sticks made by Shun Mook that set up a "sonic room boundary". The Shun Mook product page makes for some particularly hilarious reading: Apparently it works because " ... there are so many things that science still do not know and cannot explain." It goes on to explain "With Shun Mook we channel away the bad sounding resonance energy because it cannot be destroyed. Just as you cannot stop a flood with a wall you have to dig a cannel to divert it. In this case we use our diamond tipped resonators. The diamond crystal being the hardest material on Earth can release the vibration instantly while the ebony wood body acts like a reservoir for the musical energy to excite the resonance energy in its body. Hence this musical energy is feed back into the system while the diamond acts like a mechanical diode – pass the unwanted vibration out one way." You can pick up a Shun Mook Ebony Dowsing Pendulum for $300 (or get the High Energy version for an extra $20). What this is for is anyone's guess. Perhaps you use them to find the best path to lay your $2000 per foot speaker cables to avoid any spots particularly affected by quantum distortions caused by intersecting ley lines. They've got patents on some of this stuff. Can you really get a patent for snake oil in the US? Edited October 13, 2019 by Wibbles 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 5 hours ago, Wibbles said: They've got patents on some of this stuff. Can you really get a patent for snake oil in the US? Why not? Doesn't Monster patent their cables too? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoseC Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Are those at the sides some kind of Daleks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 11 minutes ago, JoseC said: Are those at the sides some kind of Daleks? You must be EXTERMINATED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Isn't it weird that "terminated" and "exterminated" can sometimes pretty much mean the same thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertWS Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 To keep things in perspective, Billie Holiday sounds good on scratchy, mono 45's. Real good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wibbles Posted October 19, 2019 Author Share Posted October 19, 2019 8 hours ago, JoseC said: Are those at the sides some kind of Daleks? No they're Joe 90's BIG RAT: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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