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I wish they would finaly invent a working time machine .


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When they do  I can take all the things I learned about music & music production and bring my knowledge back with me to the past .

I would then be able to spare myself all the mistakes  and rabbit holes I willingly dived head first with out a clue into .

Yep ! And when I'm not doing my music I will be checking out some of the girls I used to know .:P

Kenny

 

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Yep ! If I had access to a fully functional Time Machine  I would go back to my first  guitar lesson . When my teacher asks me what music do I want to learn to play on the guitar I would still answer him what I told him back then . I want to learn how to play Secret Agent Man .

This time when he says no we are not here for that and hands me a Clarinet Melodic Studies  Book with the Mickey Baker Jazz Guitar Book  I will then set the Time Machine into the edit mode ,  erase his memory and have him brainwashed by using modern A I .

Then he would be convinced with out a shadow of a doubt that he wrote the song  Secret Agent Man and that  I was only there to carry on with spreading the gospel of his music and songwriting .

Kenny

 

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1 hour ago, kennywtelejazz said:

And when I'm not doing my music I will be checking out some of the girls I used to know .:P

Your problem there is that they will still look like they did then, but you will still look like you do now.  At best they might help you cross the road. ?

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23 minutes ago, paulo said:

Your problem there is that they will still look like they did then, but you will still look like you do now.  At best they might help you cross the road. ?

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You just might be right on that one .

Today I had one of those old man moments  . A really good produce store in my area offers seniors a 10 % discount on Tuesdays . 

As I'm paying I fished out some loose change so I didn't have to break a bill .  I'm sorting the coins out and 2 of them drop and hit the floor .I bend over to get them and I couldn't reach them . After something like 25 seconds I started turning red so the fella next in line a you guy in his 20 's swooped in a picked them up for me ...All I could do was say thank you and laugh ...

I did tell him getting old sucks !And that I used to make fun of those I have fallen and I can't get up commercials. Now it seems I'm just about living it .

Kenny

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A guy I used to work with once said that he couldn't join in the usual lunchroom chat that day as he had a family party the next day so he needed to go and get his hair cut. He didn't really have any hair to speak of, so it was hard to see what difference this might make to anyone, but off he went....

When he got back he was fuming because the barber had given him 20% discount,  not because he had hardly any hair to cut, but because it was always 20% off for senior citizens.

The party was for his 50th birthday. ?

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13 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:

I wish they would finaly invent a working time machine .

 

 

12 hours ago, craigb said:

They did.  Then they got the heck out of this clown world.

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So that means they left you , me , and the rest of us to suffer the wrath of all The  BOZO 's  they left behind ....

Oh well ! It's time for" somebodies turn " to put on the red prosthetic  nose , wear the big shoes , and drive the tiny little red car ! ?

 

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                                                       Hey Milo ! Get off the hood of our car . I can't see the road  ?

Kenny

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It would be great for those times when someone posts to a music forum saying "I got these tracks from a band who recorded them in their rehearsal room, no possibility of recording them over again, so I need advice on how to salvage what they gave me."

Followed by five replies suggesting they re-record the tracks.

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5 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:

 

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So that means they left you , me , and the rest of us to suffer the wrath of all The  BOZO 's  they left behind ....

Oh well ! It's time for" somebodies turn " to put on the red prosthetic  nose , wear the big shoes , and drive the tiny little red car ! ?

 

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                                                       Hey Milo ! Get off the hood of our car . I can't see the road  ?

Kenny

That gets my nomination for coolest hood ornament! ?

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Someday, NASA will find human bodies mysteriously floating in space on the other side of the sun. The logical conclusion: time travel will be invented sometime in the future, but they won't take into account that the planet won't be in the same place at any given time.

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I'm still waiting too. I'm in the right place at the wrong time. 

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Who am I kidding? I wouldn't survive half an hour even if I were to revisit my own childhood and my old golden years. I've gotten used to the comfort and the convenience of modern life a little too well.

Although people still smoked in Casino the last time I went (2015 or 16?), so there's that...

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1 hour ago, 57Gregy said:

We are all traveling through time.

[woo woo]

        But only in this slow third dimension!  For higher dimensions, time doesn't exist!  ?

[/woo woo]

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