craigb Posted October 5, 2019 Posted October 5, 2019 One of my favorite sayings: "YOU are unique! ... ... ... Just like everyone else." ?
paulo Posted October 5, 2019 Posted October 5, 2019 A penguin is driving along one day and his car starts making this really strange sound. So, he pulls into the first gas station he sees, jumps out of his car, runs up to the mechanic and says: "I need for someone to look at my car! There's something wrong with it!" The mechanic looks at him and says "Well I can do that but you'll have to wait about 20 minutes or so." The penguin looks across the street and notices an ice cream shop! (Penguins just LOVE Ice cream.) So he says "OK I'll be back." He tosses him his keys runs across the street and has a big ol' bowl of ice cream. He comes back, looks at the mechanic and says "Did you figure out what's wrong with my car?" "Well" replies the mechanic "looks like you blew a seal." The penguin quickly wipes off his face and says "OH NO, that's just ice cream!" 1 2
Notes_Norton Posted October 5, 2019 Author Posted October 5, 2019 Look at that! Already cooked! Let's eat!
57Gregy Posted October 6, 2019 Posted October 6, 2019 19 hours ago, craigb said: An oldie, but a goodie! Is that a tit or a booby?
InstrEd Posted October 7, 2019 Posted October 7, 2019 On 10/5/2019 at 2:47 PM, Notes_Norton said: Look at that! Already cooked! Let's eat! Quicker than an Instant Pot ?
InstrEd Posted October 7, 2019 Posted October 7, 2019 On 10/5/2019 at 1:35 PM, craigb said: An oldie, but a goodie! I have dibs on a breast
craigb Posted October 7, 2019 Posted October 7, 2019 4 hours ago, InstrEd said: I have dibs on a breast I prefer lips on one. (Mine. ?)
InstrEd Posted October 7, 2019 Posted October 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Hot Wings! Yummmm. only if you get there Presto
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