craigb Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 (edited) 21 minutes ago, S.L.I.P. said: ? Edited October 3, 2019 by craigb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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InstrEd Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 1 hour ago, S.L.I.P. said: Good one. I'll have a Tonic Water. What the heck make it a double Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted October 4, 2019 Author Share Posted October 4, 2019 It wouldn't hurt to put a little Bombay in that tonic, would it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Care to join me for a drink ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 At least the above wasn't a Pink Elephant ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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InstrEd Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Yours may be bigger but mine is much cuter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted October 4, 2019 Author Share Posted October 4, 2019 illegal alien? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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InstrEd Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 I want to comment S.L.I.P. but I know I'm going down a S.L.I.P. -ery path if I do ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.L.I.P. Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, InstrEd said: S.L.I.P. -ery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesh Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 That quacked me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 What a lucky Duck ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 I was bowling a couple of weeks ago with my friend (he's a nurse) and a couple of female nurses. Between games he played one of those "use a crane to try and grab a prize" machines and he caught a tiny rubber duck. He gave it to one of the other nurses and she said "It's kind of small, isn't it?" Which, naturally, gave me that chance to say "You shouldn't judge a guy by the size of his duck." ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted October 4, 2019 Author Share Posted October 4, 2019 All the waterfowl kept their eyes closed except for one. He was a Peking Duck. If your doctor is a quack, you have every right to duck him on the bill. After he ate the duck, the alligator got a little down in the mouth. (after these bad puns, I'm ducking for cover) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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InstrEd Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 At time like these I miss the good old Saturday Morning Cartoons. Daffy Duck where are you............................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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