Who Was BB King?

[InstrEd]

Oh no it is past 4:00pm and I didn't have my tea and biscuits.
BB King could of made a hit Blues song about it.
I missed my T&B , is the thrill all gone.   ?
 

[craigb]

5 hours ago, InstrEd said:

What about LEFT-HANDED MILK ?

Don't say that is udderly senseless!  

That's on the udder side.

And, while we're on the topic...

[InstrEd]

9 hours ago, craigb said:

That's on the udder side.

And, while we're on the topic...

Okay smarty what about the Lactose. I'm sensitive?

[craigb]

Just go back and listen to that Kanye video.  You won't even notice the lactose. ?

[S.L.I.P.]

[InstrEd]

54 minutes ago, S.L.I.P. said:

I just lost my appetite

[Notes_Norton]

They have an app for that so sit tight. It's called app-tight.

@ craigb, put the cow on a trampoline and you'll get a milk shake.

I'm just ruminating here.

 

Notes

[paulo]

6 hours ago, InstrEd said:

Okay smarty what about the Lactose. I'm sensitive?

I once had a girlfriend who I was head over heels in love with. She had everything I could have ever wished for and I was convinced that she was the whole point of my existence. I couldn't imagine ever feeling the need to even so much as look at another woman ever again. Unfortunately, she was injured in a car accident and the resultant surgery on her feet involved some minor amputations and that's when everything changed. We had never had so much as a cross word before, but now we fought all the time and I could barely even look at her without ending up in a bad mood. One day things finally came to a head and she left me. Her parting words were that I needed to seek help. There was something wrong with me. I was devastated that what I once thought was the perfect relationship was over, yet strangely relieved at the same time. Over the folllowing weeks when I had time to think about things I came to realise that every fight we had since her accident wasn't really her fault at all. I did it. I caused it all and for the life of me I couldn't understand why. She was perfect and she was my whole world and I ruined it. I began to think she was right. There was something wrong with me, so I went to the doctor to seek help. I told the doctor the whole story and straight away he knew exactly what my problem was..................

 

I was lack toes intolerant.

Edited September 13, 2019 by paulo

[InstrEd]

2 minutes ago, paulo said:

I was lack toes intolerant.

So did you get treated..............................................................?

[antler]

12 minutes ago, paulo said:

I was lack toes intolerant.

I'm guessing the faeces hit the fan over spilt milk

[paulo]

16 minutes ago, InstrEd said:

So did you get treated..............................................................?

I got myself a redneck girlfriend.......figured that if in future she ends up losing a couple of toes she'll still have 10.

[InstrEd]

"L"   "R"    "B"       you made a redneck joke    ?

[Notes_Norton]

43 minutes ago, paulo said:

<...>I was lack toes intolerant.

That's what de-feeted you

(one good groan deserves another)

[paulo]

17 hours ago, craigb said:

 

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I always thought it was....

 

[Michael Vogel]

Had to repost. The quote didn’t work. Whoops!.

Edited September 14, 2019 by Michael Vogel

[Michael Vogel]

On 9/13/2019 at 7:32 AM, InstrEd said:

What about LEFT-HANDED MILK ?

Don't say that is udderly senseless!  

Don’t like left handed milk.

Don’t know why; 

It’s just not right somehow. 

Edited September 14, 2019 by Michael Vogel

[craigb]

8 hours ago, paulo said:

I got myself a redneck girlfriend.......figured that if in future she ends up losing a couple of toes she'll still have 10.

More toes than teeth then? ?

 

[craigb]

10 hours ago, Notes_Norton said:

They have an app for that so sit tight. It's called app-tight.

@ craigb, put the cow on a trampoline and you'll get a milk shake.

I'm just ruminating here.

 

Notes

[paulo]

14 hours ago, craigb said:

More toes than teeth then? ?

 

No, she gots plenny of teef. No probum there.

[InstrEd]

15 hours ago, craigb said:

Hmmm maybe that is how they shake loose the Lactose  ?