My Sincere Speedy Apology

[bayoubill]

I apologize to the forum for creating images they can't unimagine. I Am not shure some have that much of an imagination ..

I apologize to the forum for stating that some don't have an imagination

I don't have anything against anyone crazy enough to put on...

I apologize to the forum for saying anyone in here is crazy 

After all whom would consider wearing something like that at our age and how ridicu....

I apologize to the forum for making anyone that would wear speedos is in any way ridiculous 

I was just thinking  that  why wear a garment that exposes hilariou.....

 I apologize to the forum for thinking

[craigb]

Well, that was tight, awkward and uncomfortable! ?

Edited August 7, 2019 by craigb

[bayoubill]

34 minutes ago, craigb said:

Well, that was tight, awkward and uncomfortable! ?

Zactly what I was trying to get across!

Mine just don't fit anymore 

[razor7music]

Speedon't

[InstrEd]

2 hours ago, bayoubill said:

Zactly what I was trying to get across!

Mine just don't fit anymore 

Really Bill I think it is about time you changed from Briefs to Boxers ?
Also there are plenty of decaffeinated coffee brands on the market that taste like the real thing?  Why do I say this?   It's because you seem to stressed out lately

[craigb]

Q - "Do you wear briefs or boxers?"

A - "Depends."

[bayoubill]

Depends! I Am with you bro!

Me give up coffee? 

I'll never give up coffee!

I'll never give up Becan!

I'll never give up peanut butter!

[bayoubill]

ok ok ?

I Am stressed out lately 

 I Am

I really need to confide and this is a safe trustworthy place

It's hard to admit

 

I have the hots for Lady GaGa

There I've said it

I don't don't know if it's the nose or what but ooohhhhhhhhhhh

 

[InstrEd]

6 minutes ago, bayoubill said:

have the hots for Lady GaGa

Time for an ice cube bath? 

[craigb]

44 minutes ago, bayoubill said:

I have the hots for Lady GaGa

Does the fact that she used to be a hermaphrodite cool you off any? ?

[InstrEd]

2 minutes ago, craigb said:

Does the fact that she used to be a hermaphrodite cool you off any? ?

With Bill, ? probably not?

[bayoubill]

WHAT?

[bayoubill]

No way

[bayoubill]

Why Am I the last one to know this? 

[bayoubill]

Say it ain’t so!

[bayoubill]

NOT TRUE! She is 100% female!

but she like women ?

 

 

 

I suppose I need to go back to Norma Desmond 

 

 

Even though I suspect she chewed off her ring finger  to avoid any attachment 

 

 

[craigb]

Well, since she's had the, um, extra appendage, quietly removed, I guess you could say she's all woman now.

 

@1:13 - oops!

[bayoubill]

Thanks to Craig I can no longer Ga at lady GaGa 

THANK YOU VERY MUCH CRAIG!

now I have to find another woman half my  age to gock at and feel guilty about thus eating much peanut butter and Becan

 

 

 

 

 

I know there will be suggestions ......i just know it

[InstrEd]

I think you need to go in thee other direction Bill.

I won't post a picture, leave more to your imagination.

Thinking for you   -    Betty White would be right for you ?